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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:15 PM
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Invisible person found dead
I don't know if they were good looking or famous, so should I mourn them?
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:16 PM
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1. No
They were probably good looking and famous. So you might as well piss on their grave and have a party afterwards.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:18 PM
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3. I couldnt tell
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PaganPreacher Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:17 PM
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2. Alas poor (insert name here), I knew him well.....


The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:18 PM
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5. it was a him?
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:20 PM
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9. careful about making those assumptions
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:21 PM
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10. I ain't assumin, I was a wonderin
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PaganPreacher Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:32 PM
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11. Based on the outline...
it was either a "him" or a skinny "her."



"It's a man, baby!"

The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:39 PM
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14. Ya know careful examination tells me its a him
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PaganPreacher Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:45 PM
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15. Maybe you should just wait for the wind to come up.


The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek. (a double entendre'! 5 points!)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:49 PM
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17. Something about that image of the victim made me think it was a guy
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PaganPreacher Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:56 PM
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19. Been caught in the wind in my kilt before...
and I can tell you that if the wind is cold enough, it's hard to tell!

Shrinkage doesn't just happen in cold water.


Inchworm, inchworm, what a wonderful toy.....

The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 04:05 PM
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20. Well maybe it is a woman, I dont know for sure
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PaganPreacher Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 04:11 PM
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21. One way to be sure!


The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek.
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TaleWgnDg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:18 PM
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4. Ummm. Do you *hear* the sound in the forest when the tree . . .
falls even though you aren't there, too? Just asking. No need to reply.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:19 PM
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7. there was blood at the scene
and its meant to be satire at how people reacted to Petra Nemcova, and other such incidents involving celeberties. Celeberties can't suffer ya know even if they're like John Lennon and murdered.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:19 PM
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6. Should we fly the flag at half staff for this person?
Like Green Bay is for Reggie White.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:19 PM
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8. We dont know who they were
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:37 PM
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12. Did police just stumble on the scene?
Is that how they were found?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:38 PM
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13. Gee I dont know
My satire isn't that detailed and the answer to your question is yes.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:48 PM
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16. That was an X-Files episode - "Je Souhaite" (nt)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:50 PM
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18. Was it?
I didn't watch that show.
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