When I die...my servants will kill themselves, too.

[Kire]

I pay them good money, dammit.

[ronnykmarshall]

1. After the funeral of course.

Who's going to clean up?

[StopTheMorans]

2. the vultures

[SariesNightly]

5. If you need a failsafe..

.. you know who to call.

[Maddy McCall]

3. But what about their children?!

You can do like the Natchez Tattooed Serpent, and have the kids sacrificed at the same time. You can have the warriors do that.

You do have warriors, right?

;-)

[Kire]

8. Warriors?

yeah, sure, uhhhh, I've got warriors.

I've got warriors out the wazoo!



And wizards, too!

[mr_hat]

4. Or, they could wander the country as... Ronin!

[DS1]

6. When I die

My servants are going to wonder if it really was a good idea to let me strap them to the roof of my car }(

[Debi]

7. How could they be servants

if you pay them?

[Kire]

9. If I didn't pay them, I'd call them slaves.

[Debi]

10. Or your children...

I don't pay mine...

[Kire]

11. ok, sure...but what would I call someone I pay to serve me...

...other than a servant?

Aww, you brought your kids into the discussion. This is no fun, anymore.

[Debi]

12. Um...prostitute?

:shrug:

[Kire]

13. serve, not service

Is this turning into a flame war? cuz I'll tell you right now, I've had one already today and I'm not in the mood.

[Debi]

14. Flame?

I was just joking around...but if you want flames...:nuke: Just let me know :loveya:

[Debi]

15. Oh, Serve...so, like your butler?

or Chancy Gardner (ever seen Being There?)

[Kire]

16. ding ding ding