So, Dadcom Spent Xmas With My Fundie Sister - And Took THIS Pic!

[matcom]

looking down at the bottom of her basement stairs. :eyes:

yes, its lifesized :puke:

no, he didn't ask. he told me he didn't want to "lose his daughter"

[Phillycat]

1. HOLY FUCK.

If I had that at the bottom of my stairs to look at every day, I'd tear out my own eyes.

[Debi]

2. AAAGGGHHHHRRR My eyes....My eyes

:crazy:

no more matcom...please stop

[redqueen]

3. Your poor dad...

Thank him for sending the pic, wouldja?

That's funny and scary at the same time.

[nicolemrw]

4. dart board!!!!

well thats what i'd use it for anyway.

[Shakespeare]

5. And that's exactly where he belongs.

Now someone please, please, for the love of Pete go put him there.

[incapsulated]

6. Is it there...

To keep people from going to the basement? What does she have down there, anyway....??

[SKKY]

That's like, 10 different kinds of wrong...

[MrScorpio]

7. The only thing that that thing is good for

Is a good practical joke on a freeper of choice

[pres2032]

8. there was a girl in my class who wanted one in her room

so she would be able to look at him everyday! :puke:

[zbdent]

28. Buy a W mask

and "visit her room" in the wee hours of the morning . . .

for a little bit of "practicing your love" . . .

[laruemtt]

9. oh my god! was she

dropped on her head as a baby? no disrespect meant to your family, but wow! actually, i have a fundie sister too and still don't know how it happened. yikes~

[matcom]

11. if i had known what she would eventually morph into.....

i would have done it myself

[Lone_Star_Dem]

10. Is it part of a security system?

I know that would keep me out of the basement!

[TlalocW]

12. An owner of one of the magic/costume shops in Tulsa

Is a republican and has that same cut-out in his store windows. What's funny is who he has next to it - I asked him if there was any significance to his putting Bush next to cutouts of the Three Stooges, and he said he never even thought about the message it could send. :)

TlalocW

[GOPisEvil]

13. Contrast that with the cutout of George we had at the March for Women

in DC. I believe he is still ensconced at the DU headquarters. Our version was MUCH better. :evilgrin:

[blm]

14. If she's one of the Left Behind crowd, he already lost her.

I am quite certain that they would crawl through broken glass and over their families' dead bodies for that antiChrist sonuvvabitchBush.

[KurtNYC]

15. The stairway to.....Hell

When she gets there she knows,
if there is lifesized cut out of *
then the piper has led her to Hades...

[Cuban_Liberal]

16. Pencils entering eyeballs now...

:puke:

[brainshrub]

17. I have a life-size stand-up poster of Kerry in the basement.

I throw rolled socks at it whenever I remember how he rolled over on November 3rd.

[Amaya]

18. No Shit!

Lifesize, eh? where does one get one of these? Odd.

[AlCzervik]

19. It reminds me of The Amityville Horror

[Indiana_Dem]

OMG! That is hilarious!

Your dad ought to tell her she's breaking one of the commandments regarding idol worship.

[Maine-ah]

20. he he he

ya' know whats really funny? one of those were stolen from the 'pug head qtrs in our town just before the election. the person was running down the street with it and being chased by a person from 'pug head qtrs! damn, i wish i'd had a video camera!:hippie:

[johnnie]

21. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

An evil spirit in the house!
I would have been laughing my ass off if I was there. My Aunt got a book on the Bush family (not Kitty Kelly's) and I was so tempted to make a lot of rude remarks, but I kept my mouth shut.

[jonnyblitz]

22. LMFAO!!

that is funny!! I wouldnt even have a lifesized image of a politician I LIKED! :wow: :wow:

[Kat45]

23. That's sick. And sickening.

:puke:

[madaboutharry]

24. Does anyone here think that the

fawning some women exhibit over Bush is that similar to a crush a pre-teen would have over some celeb in Teen Beat? I know it sounds weird, but I have gotten this vibe from some people.

[goodboy]

25. would make a great dartboard. with those big yard darts, know what i mean

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. I SO want one now!

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

26. That's actually pretty funny!

Is there any possibility she put that there before his visit just to prod him a bit?

[deadparrot]

27. Maybe he's guarding the WMDs?

[Done]

29. Could she have hid it for his visit?

Maybe she normally keeps it in a more prominent place!
:puke:

[DemBones DemBones]

43. If so, she needs serious lessons in how to hide things. nt

[DS1]

30. He's the doorman to hell

[matcom]

35. oh CRAP!!

you mean THAT is what i have to look forward to? :scared:

[Menshevik]

31. omg

all i have to say is....WTF!

[ronnykmarshall]

32. Scare crow?

Do they have rats?

[matcom]

33. obviously they do

;)

[Z_I_Peevey]

34. It's the dork at the bottom of the stairs. n/t

[Nay]

36. Holy shit! Where's the pistol, Martha, there's someone in the house!

[Bouncy Ball]

37. Do you have any Clorox for my eyeballs?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

38. Wow. Chairman Mao plus one... Hell, make it double plus one!

[HCeline69]

39. The local music/video store

in town had this cutout on display alongside John Kerry (and Gandalf and Homer Simpson) until someone inked in a little mustache...I think it was one of the kids who works there.

[borlis]

41. Use it for a dart board or for target practice!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[FDRrocks]

42. Siscom is one creepy girl...

After all the doomsday talk, as a child born in 1983, the Clinton years were a very welcome relief.

I didn't follow politics, but I loved the man. I wasn't told the world could randomly explode or have to hide under school desk while he was in office.

I liked him. Now that I know his caveats (disregarding the blow job, I don't belive monogamy is natural so discard it), well... not so much. But I still like him

My point is: no matter how much I liked anyone, I would never get a life size cardboard cutout of him/her.

[Baja Margie]

44. Oh my god

That's exactly like the one the guy had in front of Walmart, and Mike drew a swastika on chimpy's face!!!!!