asthmaticeog
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:08 PM
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I can't decide whether to blow my nose or not -- HELP ME, DU! |
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I don't have any tissues, but isn't it kind of wrong to use a paper towel or a bit of toilet paper? Using a paper towel might make me start to associate my kitchen counter with boogers, and butt paper on my FACE I just don't even want to think about. I can't wipe it on my sleeve because I don't want to leave snot-tracks - it's a nice shirt.
My nose is STILL running, what should I dooooooooooo?
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:09 PM
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asthmaticeog
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:10 PM
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I already said why I CAAAAAN'T!
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:10 PM
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3. Sheesh I use toilet paper all the time. |
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A lot more economical than kleenex.
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asthmaticeog
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:12 PM
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5. I couldn't handle it, psychologically, I mean. |
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I can't put something meant for a butt up my NOSE!
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:24 PM
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18. OK you would have to get over that. |
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Seriously, it's no big deal. It hasn't touched a butt YET, it's just as virgin as a kleenex! It doesn't have to be folded or packed into a box, so it's "touched" less than kleenex and might just be more sanitary - ever think of that?
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:11 PM
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4. How about one of those snorts |
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where you suck it down the back of your throat? Voila! No paper needed at all.
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:13 PM
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8. I fear it's already too far gone. I might have to cut my nose off! |
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:12 PM
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6. Go to the store and buy kleenex, but use cash |
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becasue you do not want to use your signatre when buying kleenex.
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asthmaticeog
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:14 PM
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11. Right, right - they might figure out where I LIVE. |
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:12 PM
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7. If you're still "spelunking" that's the least of your worries. |
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:14 PM
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9. Buy an airline ticket to Point Barrow, and let it freeze! n/t |
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:14 PM
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you know, a finger along side the nose to hold one nostril shut. then lean out and blow hard and quickly through the other. a nice booger should be ejected
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asthmaticeog
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:15 PM
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13. That's called a "Farmer Blow" where I come from. |
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It's so disrespectful to agararian people.
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:16 PM
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15. Works great when you're cycling as well |
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:23 PM
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17. Do this in the shower |
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One nostril at a time. Block the right one, expel from the left one. Block the left one, expel for the right one.
We call it an "Irish Hanky".
(Everyone else picks on the Irish, so we pick on ourselves first.)
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:14 PM
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12. Just wipe it on your arm |
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If you're wearing a long sleeve shirt. If you're wearing a short sleeve shirt, you're on your own.
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:16 PM
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14. If you had put this in poll form, I'd answer you. |
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But since you didn't....you're on your own. :-)
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asthmaticeog
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:16 PM
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16. But terrya, I need HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP! |
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:24 PM
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19. butt paper on your face is an extraordinary experience |
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Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 05:25 PM by Kire
but, please remember to blow your nose before you wipe
likewise, wipe before you blow your nose
In fact, it is best not to use the same sheet on both ends of your body at the same time.
For research on this matter, I suggest seeing "The Aviator."
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:25 PM
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20. But if I wipe before I blow my nose... |
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...EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Tue Dec-28-04 05:46 PM
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21. what the heck did I just say? |
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Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 05:46 PM by Kire
I don't make any sense sometimes. What's worse is, I'm not even funny.
I guess the important thing is, don't wipe and blow your nose at the exact same time (???)
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Tue Dec-28-04 06:59 PM
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22. You're right - I might explode! |
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