RetroLounge
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:42 PM
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Every woman I sleep with is either |
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1) Married to me
2) My wife
3) The mother of my children
4) All of the above...
:D
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:43 PM
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1. Maybe she'd like it better if you stayed awake from time to time? |
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Just a thought.... :shrug:
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:45 PM
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2. Damn! So that's the secret? |
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:56 PM
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3. You said you have children? |
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:57 PM
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She's either
1) Married to RetroLounge
2) RetroLounge's wife
3) The mother of RetroLounge's children
4) All of the above...
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:15 PM
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:57 PM
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my partner
my lover
the hot chick i was once engaged to
;)
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:01 PM
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6. Every woman I sleep with is either |
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1. Imaginary
2. Inflatable
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:04 PM
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:03 PM
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7. Better hope these women never meet... |
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or there will be hell toupee...
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:07 PM
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:14 PM
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10. Well, the telephone is ringing. Is that my mother on the phone? |
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The telephone is ringing Is that my mother on the phone? The telephone is screaming Won’t she leave me alone The telephone is ringing Is that my mother on the phone?
Well, every girl I got out with Becomes my mother in the end Every girl I go out with Becomes my mother in the end Well, I hear my mother calling But I don’t need her as a friend Every girl I go out with Becomes my mother in the end
Oh oh mother
Oh mother dear please listen And don’t devour me Oh mother dear please listen And don’t devour me Oh women please have mercy Let this poor boy be Oh mother dear please listen And don’t devour me
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