Some of you fuckers are meaner than I will *ever* be

[Zomby Woof]

That's saying something, if you have known me long on here.

That's all I am saying.

[NightTrain]

1. Why, thank you!

That's quite a compliment.

[Maddy McCall]

2. No, your perspective if screwed...

You are the meanest, most vile, offensive character on DU. I bow before thee. :D

[RetroLounge]

3. No way dude.

Seriously?

RL

[Liberal_Andy]

4. So, it's all relative then?

Meaner than you are or will be?

[AlCzervik]

5. Hey, i owe you a big thanks

i sat on your lap and asked for Goodfellas for Christmas and i got it!!!
:toast:

[Der Blaue Engel]

28. No, ZombyWoof IS mean

He promised me monkey pajamas...and where are they? Hmm?

:argh:

[AlCzervik]

30. Well hey, i got mine, maybe you weren't very good

this year. And Zomby knows.

[FizzFuzz]

38. "Well I got mine, maybe it's your fault you didn't get yours" ???

OMG, have you gone over to the dark side?? :scared:


:P

[AlCzervik]

41. Yes!!!!!! Baaawwwwaaaaa!

no, actually i was just being a mean mother fucker cause it's seems to be mean mofo day in the lounge.

[FizzFuzz]

48. oh. ok then. Please, carry on. I certainly didn't mean to ruffle any feath

........AHA!!! NOW I"VE GOT YOU!!...........

BITE ME!!! GET STUFFED!!!! BLLLAARRRGGHHHH!!!! AGHH! BAT BLOOD BAT BLOOD!!!

blooggly blooogly blooooogly

[Der Blaue Engel]

47. Hanging head in shame

OMG...you're right! I have doubted ZombyWoof!

Bad, bad, BAD Blaue! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Well that explains this weird black thing in my sock.

[DrGonzoLives]

6. Oh, I really doubt that

n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I hope I'm one of them!

Though I don't think I am.

:P

Of course, I was born next to the frozen beef pies underneath a picture of Joni Mitchell, and you weren't.

[Maddy McCall]

8. Hahahahaha!

The lounge is a riot tonight. :D

[Amaya]

9. I hate mean fuckers

;)

[Zomby Woof]

10. hehe

I am semi-mean, at best. It's people like you who expose the soft underbelly. DAMMIT. ;-)

[Amaya]

23. You ain't no mean fucker.....

you're the nicest Zombywoof, EVER!

[NightTrain]

16. And I fuck mean haters!

}(

[Wat_Tyler]

11. Yeah.

I'm a right swine.

[dolo amber]

13. Oink, motherfucker

[name not needed]

15. m00!

[Wat_Tyler]

17. Squeal like a pig, motherfucker.

Man, now I feel like the nasty salesman Chris from The Office.

[XanaDUer]

12. Ha! You're not mean at all

You could be described as a contrarian perhaps, but not willfully spiteful and nasty.

You're also a truth teller.

:hi:
(PS-I'm back!)

[Zomby Woof]

22. Hey!

Good to see you. Somehow I don't think you'll get the more gung ho-ho folks to agree. ;-)

[XanaDUer]

25. Fock 'em.

...

[Zomby Woof]

35. LOL

Well, that sentiment was IMPLIED, ya know? ;-)

[mitchum]

26. Cool! You're back!

:)

[XanaDUer]

32. Yes

I tried to stay away but certain threads here just drew me back like a magnet...

ZW knows what I mean. ;)

[Solly Mack]

14. Mean People Suck!

[StopTheMorans]

19. REALLY? *thinks to self: "where can i find some mean people?"*

:evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

21. I see mean people everywhere

:)

[Zomby Woof]

27. Nice People Swallow

I think I saw that on a sticker.

[Solly Mack]

31. I've seen those before

I blushed then like I'm blushing now...











(not at all)

[arwalden]

39. Would You Wear This T-Shirt?

[Solly Mack]

40. Only if my boner t shirt wasn't available

:D

[itzamirakul]

33. Mean gene in the DNA

When I was seven my grandmother told me that I was "mean" just like her mother and she said that her mother was the meanest woman she ever knew. I have carried that badge proudly ever since!

BTW, my great grandma had 20 children - no wonder she was so mean. I don't have the same excuse.:)

I guess in today's society my grandmother would be called "abusive" for telling me that.

[Solly Mack]

36. I was called mean as a child too

by my mother...

But I'm really a sweetheart...when I want to be

[itzamirakul]

60. Me, too!

Funny how us "mean" folks can be so darned loveable! :)

[Solly Mack]

62. We have to be....makes the mean sting less :)

[JimmyJazz]

18. I don't think that's possible, but "m'kay"

[dolo amber]

20. Shaddup, hippy

:P

[mitchum]

29. Fuck you! I was gonna call him a hippie!

:)

[dolo amber]

37. Yo' mama's a hippy

:P

[mitchum]

63. But she thought Charlie was all about love, man!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

24. If you say it enough, maybe you'll start to believe it.

"Some of you fuckers are meaner than I will *ever* be" "Some of you fuckers are meaner than I will *ever* be" "Some of you fuckers are meaner than I will *ever* be" "Some of you fuckers are meaner than I will *ever* be" "Some of you fuckers are meaner than I will *ever* be"

[jus_the_facts]

34. Golly Gee Zomby......

....WTF have I missed? :evilgrin:

[FizzFuzz]

42. Mean! Not median or average, but MEAN.

[Wat_Tyler]

43. Would this be anything to do with someone's little flameout earlier?

[Phillycat]

80. Oh, I think so. :)

Funny thing is, I like Gryffindor Bookworm, she's a nice girl. But this thread is hilarious.

[FizzFuzz]

44. get your bad self over to the INTERNATIONAL MALE catalogue

I guar-O-ntee you order yourself some stuff from them, you won't have time to be mean, what with fightin off the suitors and limo drivers begging to take you somewhere, and the studio execs wanting to sign you up.....

nope, no more meanness after that

[MissBrooks]

45. You seem nice to me...

[Zomby Woof]

46. Congrats on 400 Posts!

And thanks. :-)

[MissBrooks]

53. Thanks...

Now, you can be nice to me.


B-)

[ZenLefty]

49. You don't know him very well.

Obviously you haven't heard of the Nike Swoosh Sweatshops he runs. Or all the times he's sold ecstacy while disguised as a nun. It's a long record, I tell ya. :+

[Zomby Woof]

51. Or!

That time I stole that nose-ringed hottie in Seattle from you.

[MissBrooks]

52. LOL!!!!

[Buddyblazon]

50. If you had a vagina on your forehead...what would you be?

Blind...

because my nuts would be in your eyes.


Thats how mean I am.
:mad:

[aQuArius]

54. You big (blue) meanie!!!

[Zomby Woof]

55. Where's my yellow submarine????

:o

[aQuArius]

56. This work?

[Zomby Woof]

57. It's a red x!

:-( We all live in the Red X is not a catchy title... I can see why they changed it. ;-)

[aQuArius]

58. This isn't a yellow submarine but its still a cute drawing...

[Capn Sunshine]

59. No one will ever come close to you as an attention whore though

so there's that.

[TeacherCreature]

79. ZW is second only to a certain WRP as a self-referential vanity-poster.

I wonder if they are in some sort of race or something?

Hold the coffee, thanks.

[Skittles]

61. I will take that as a compliment

yes INDEED

[Susang]

64. Yes, but I only use my powers for good

:P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

65. I'm not mean!

:)

[TXlib]

66. You may not be mean, but you're pretty scary!

:-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

67. *mew*

I'm working on a growl... hasn't developed yet.

[TXlib]

70. OK, Simba!

*laughs*

[TeacherCreature]

68. For the good of the community, can we hold you to the second part?

Maybe for the next five or ten years?

That would go a long way to making DU a much better place in the future.

[Zomby Woof]

69. you're not even close

I am mild compared to most. You have no idea of what you speak. I am not even remotely responsible for the alleged "good of the community". I do not need to be held to anything.

That's just a straight fact. You don't know anything about me, evidenced by your slight.

[TeacherCreature]

75. I don't pay much attention to you, it's true.

But I have observed your "work" from a distance for some time now, and only hoped that you meant what you said when you suggested that you were going to take a break.

[buddhamama]

71. got that right

i am meaner than you! :hi:

[DS1]

72. It's hard work, but someone's gotta do it

:7

[Phillycat]

73. Uh-huh.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

74. Yeah you keep telling yourself that

[Debi]

76. But Zomby..

I thought we had something :cry:

[Forkboy]

77. Well you just shot that theory out of the water

with your post about Reggie White :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

78. i can be a bitch...its true...i like that about me.