Whoa! Malloy is on a RANT!

[benburch]

Oh Canada!

[NightTrain]

1. I'm tuned in!

Or should I say, "logged on?"

[Maple]

2. Would you care to

expand on that?

[NightTrain]

3. Malloy just asked Canada to invade us.

His rationale was along the lines of, "Hey, we invaded Iraq because it was run by a crazy man who killed his own people. Well, so is America! Come on, Canada; invade us, for chrissake!"

[tuvor]

4. LOL

Invade you with what?

[sasquatch]

5. Hey, the NHL is in lockdown so they've got energy to spare!

:)

[Maple]

6. We already have

if you look around you carefully, you'll notice there are Canadians everywhere.

We blend in...and when you're lulled....POW!

:D no actually we're politer than that, but we're already there.

[tuvor]

9. Trouble is, it's mainly comedians and musicians.

We TRIED irritating you to death by exporting Jim Carrey and Alanis Morrisette.

Must come up with another tactic....

[Maple]

12. No, it's more than that

Sheer numbers, as well as numerous hockey players. :D

[tuvor]

14. True, but the powers of devastation contained in just one Jim Carrey

or one Alanis Morrisette is MUCH greater than that of the average Canadian export, and should have done the trick!

Back to the drawing board.

[Placebo]

7. Pssh, I'd like to see them try...

it would be "Bye Bye Canada, Eh!!!"

[Maple]

8. Ahhh Placebo

You love painting targets on your forehead eh? :D

[Placebo]

11. Just stating the obvious...

:D

[tuvor]

10. No need. Check your history books and look up...

...the War of 1812.

;)

[Placebo]

13. This ain't 1812!

Although my computer thinks it's 1903, hehe.