If you smoke marijuana that means you do drugs.

[Placebo]

And that means you're a drug addict.

And drugs are bad. And drug addicts are worse.

Drugs are also illegal.

And potheads are dumb and never amount to much.

So please, don't break the law and don't be stupid. Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. So you condone drug use.. and underage drinking also?

:evilgrin:

[FDRrocks]

2. Don't forget to include Alchohol

Those I sense a bit of sarcasm :)

Proud drug addict here, in that case.

[cheezus]

52. and caffiene

if coffee were suddenly discovered today, it'd be scheduled so fast...

[AntiCoup2K4]

59. And aspirin, tylenol, ibuprofen, etc.

Hell, some people would try to label sugar a "drug".

[cheezus]

63. those don't have psychoactive effects, do they?

whereas caffiene is a bonafide stimulant

[kc.ink]

3. certainly put that in a nutshell. I agree, I wasted 21 years on the stuff.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Alcohol is a drug.

And so is caffeine. And so is the antihistamine I took yesterday.

RAH!

[Placebo]

5. Don't do drugs.

Sweetie daaaaaaaaaaaahling...

[Bouncy Ball]

6. I think people should do drugs as often as possible.

Or not. They should do what they want if they are adults.

RAH!

Sweetie darling. Want some E? Oh God no one's taking that anymore!

[Placebo]

7. "They'll be a whole ALPHABET of drugs available!"

:smoke:

[BeTheChange]

9. E is being tested medicinally.

I cant remember the gist of the story, but it was recent. Possibly to aid the pain of cancer patients? Mind foggy.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. I read about that in LBN. Interesting, isn't it?

[Placebo]

13. Yes, to cloud their minds...

as they descend hopelessly, helplessly, and painfully towards death.

[TheMightyFavog]

20. E was originally used in Marriage counseling

IIRC, they'd prescribe E to the couple so that they could get them to touch each other.

[BeTheChange]

26. There are some amazing medical possibilities with E

It is very Psychotropic.

[VolcanoJen]

30. "Ecstasy May Help Cancer Patients In Their Dying Days: Harvard Med"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/12/29/we29.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/12/29/ixworld.html

The illegal drug ecstasy is to be given to cancer patients in America in a pilot study to investigate whether it can help the terminally ill to cope with their final days.

The trial by researchers at Harvard Medical School will test the drug's effects in helping to alleviate patients' fears, overcome any thoughts of suicide they have and make it easier for them to deal with their loved ones.

<<<snip>>>

Dr John Halpern, a Harvard research psychiatrist leading the four-month trial, said some hallucinogenic drugs, when used properly, could have medical benefits.

Ecstasy is "ego-friendly" and, unlike some painkillers, did not over-sedate people and make them foggy and unsteady, he said. Instead, it could reduce stress and increase empathy.

He cited stories of people dying of cancer who took ecstasy and afterwards were able to talk to their family and friends about death and other subjects they could not broach before.

"End-of-life issues are very important yet there are very few options for patients who are facing death," he said.

[tavalon]

41. The last time I took that one

it was called X. Great Goddess, I am old!

[miss_kitty]

56. Atually, there are tests going on to see if 'E' is effective for

terminal cancer patients. To make them hap-hap-happy! :)

Saw it on the news last night.

So as long as a drug company can make money on it...

[TXlib]

8. OK, Mr. Mackey.

[Placebo]

11. At least you didn't call me Nancy Reagan.

Drugs are bad.

[alfredo]

17. I took two aspirin this morning.

I feel so dirty.

[JohnKleeb]

10. NARC!

[Rowdyboy]

14. I smoked a joint in 1972....and I inhaled

Does that count? Am I damned forevermore?

I really didn't mean to but I was an impressionable college freshman surrounded by leftist professors.

Can I ever be whole again......

[JohnKleeb]

16. yes youre damned forever

and youre goin to hell too. So this means oh crap, now I am a pot addict, I only had pot remants for christ sakes.

[Rowdyboy]

35. John, WTF are "pot remants"?

Anything like roaches? Anyway, glad to hear your a pot addict now. Its our weaknesses that make us interesting.

They could write several best-sellers about me!

[JohnKleeb]

38. well ok

A good ole friend of mine who is now a marine recruit and a born again christian when he moved back to Virginia for a while when I was uhh I forget how old, but here goes, his friend had given him some pot as a going away gift, so he let me have the remants :).

[Rowdyboy]

42. John...envision my right hand, clenched in a fist, slowly careening

in a circular pattern in your direction. Suddenly, my fingers seperate, spread and make a lunge in front of your face. They gracefully withdraw, then repeat, over and over. And, most of all, you're really stoned so its seems important!!!

Back in olden days (say 1972), we called that "fucking" with someone. Hope you enjoyed it!

[Patsy Stone]

19. Maybe damned

but President is still available...Oops, sorry, you'll have to do coke for that. Unless you're a Dem, then you're fucked. :)

[Patsy Stone]

15. Thank you for that...

Except drug use and drug abuse are two different things...
A does not equal C

But other than that, um, right on: Joss Stick? Sweetie Darling? :)

[Placebo]

18. "Sounds like more fun in there to me."

:smoke:

[Patsy Stone]

21. Getting looks...

Entering a no fun zone, Pats.
Can I tempt you? Sisters Grimm?
:)

[Placebo]

24. "Yes this one comes up again and again...

Don Alfonzo de Columbo."

...

*sniff sniff*

...


"Yea it's umm..wicker, wicker baskets."

"PARASITE."

[Patsy Stone]

29. LOL

"But hang on there! I want you to test it! Come back here I paid a, a huge amount of money for that substance, don't tell me it was talcum powder!"

[Placebo]

33. "There are many reasons to go to Morocco...

and STUDYING is not one of them. You go there for, I don't know, dirt cheap plates and rugs."

"Easy going sex with GORGEOUS underage youths."

"Sex changes, wasn't it Pats.....well not anymore. And anyway darling, you don't go there to study some ingenuous peasants for an anthology molecule!"

[Patsy Stone]

36. I'm off to bed, but Sweetie...

"Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you're better off downing a bottle of whiskey. At least that way, you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously."

[Placebo]

37. "There's nothing macho about having an O-level in math...

a floppy-disk drive, and a personality bypass."

Night! :smoke:

[Truman01]

22. BS is thick. Pot is no worse than alcohol. Why they made it

illegal in the first place I don't know. And I don't smoke.

TC

[Patsy Stone]

25. Old stuff

had to do with farming and the wood people vs. the hemp people for paper. Way back in the day. Not even about "pot" per se.
Constitution and/or Declaration of Ind is on hemp.

BS capitalism even then. Now, just more BS.

[BeTheChange]

27. Dupont

Hemp is the strongest natural fiber. Kinda screwed up Dupont's textile plans.

[RandomKoolzip]

23. Drugs are only bad if you buy from shitty dealers.

There are no bad drugs, only bad people.

[mark414]

28. except crack

nothing good can come from crack

[JohnKleeb]

32. nothin good from heroin either

[Dastard Stepchild]

49. My job...

my job is solely based on heroin. I am a drug policy researcher. So in a way, one good thing has come from heroin.

[name not needed]

54. If you do enough heroin, you will reach immortality

Hell, look at Keith Richards.

:7

[JohnKleeb]

31. To quote a friend of mine

Only reason why pot is illegal is that the government can't regulate it like cigs, you can just grow your own pretty much anywhere. Which is true, my similiar point is that many advocates of harder punishment for drug laws are heavily fianced by the tobacco industry who thus oppose less harsh laws for pot becase they fear pot will become more popular than cigs. Now Ive only smoked cigs but I hear pot is better.

[Seabiscuit]

34. "Do drugs."

What a dumbass phrase.

Pot is harmless. Alcohol and tobacco will kill you 100 times faster.

Your body is safer smoking pot than driving a car or flying an airplane.

"Drug addicts" is a phrase that was born describing heroin junkies.

Don't confuse the two.

From: an aging :hippie:

[mitchum]

39. No, it means I use an herb...

now white sugar, THAT'S a drug (much more refining involved, physical withdrawal symptoms, etc...)

[jaysunb]

40. You are Correct Sir !!

n/t

[Baja Margie]

43. Oh for God's sake

Is this a joke? Cryin out loud, legalize jane, take the criminality
out of it, meanwhile, please you guys, don't buy it from Mexico, go with home grown or Canadian. Let's put these fricken murderous Cartels shitheads OUT OF BUSINESS.

Thanks.

[Nikia]

44. Not all drugs are equal. Use does not equal addiction

Which is why marijuana shouldn't be illegal. If teenagers are taught that marijuana is as bad as other stuff, teenagers think that other drugs must not be that bad if they've tried marijuana without any bad effects or know people who are regular users and very functional. Then when the marijuana supply in town goes dry due to some drug raids, they try crack offered by dealers who have no pot.

[noshenanigans]

47. "use does not equal addiction"

Quite right. The whole black and white some people have really bothers me. That's like saying if you drink a beer, you're an alcoholic. It doesn't work that way, but boy that doesn't keep some people from getting up on their high horse.

[jukes]

45. but if you take

a placebo, you only *think* you're doing drugs...
:smoke:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

46. HA!

:thumbsup:

[StopTheMorans]

48. no, it's means you're a dirty hippie

:P

[mr blur]

50. Thanks for that...

I wondered what it was that I was doing.

[HEAVYHEART]

53. hahaaha!

Good one! heeeheee..

[Dastard Stepchild]

51. I break the law...

just not as often as I used to...

:headbang:

[miss_kitty]

55. No proof Marijuana is addictive

none that I've seen anyway. Now, telling people what to do seems to be WAY MORE addictive than many drugs.

BTW Tobacco is the hardest addiction to break, according to people who study addiction. Harder to break than Heroin.

And Drugs are not "bad" Drugs are drugs. "Drugs are bad" is your opinion.

[Wat_Tyler]

57. Drugs are great.

They're just the best. In fact, I am shooting up Burmese Monkey Smack as I write this. Hurrah!

[miss_kitty]

60. I hope you brought enough for all the addicts

otherwise, please quit bragging

:)

[Wat_Tyler]

62. No.

But I have some Himalayan Narwhal Bhang for the proles.

[DS1]

58. If I stand on my feet it means I use gravity

which makes me addicted to gravity, which makes me want to drop you off a tall building.

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

61. "Do drugs" yes. "Drug addict", not necessarily.

I don't smoke marijuana or indulge in any illegal drugs, but I wouldn't automatically jump to the conclusion that everyone who does is an addict.