Okay DU Men, Woo me--If you are man enough!!

[bettyellen]

I'm single
professional
creative
independent
smart
loyal
funny as hell
non breeding
brownie makin'
tall
big head of hair
blue eyed monster born in nyc!
and of course i have an issue or too, but who doesn't!

[qnr]

1. Woo! (sorry, couldn't resist) n/t

[bettyellen]

3. thanks, but....

i think i just scared all the men out of the lounge !!
Ooops.

[qnr]

5. Nah, sounds like a lot of great qualities, they'll be swarming all

over you.

[hfojvt]

2. Do do do, da da da

I am sure the innocence will pull me through.

[bettyellen]

4. are you humming the police or that remix of homeless?

[hfojvt]

12. the folice of course

although I usually say "Puck the folice" but only because I am a hockey fan officer.
I must say that I like the tall, although that is a relative term, and the big head of hair. Non-breeding is an issue though. Does that rule out all pro-creative activity? Or are you just older than I am?

[bettyellen]

24. oh i am certain i'm not a breeder, it just is...

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Throwing down the gauntlet

is always a good way to get a date! :-)

[bettyellen]

9. it's a copycat gone bad!! i feel like a wallflower!

[bloodyjack]

7. you forgot to include 'modest'

but, hey, you say you have big hair?

[bettyellen]

10. - diana ross scary big, if i let it... but it's usually not !

most of the time it's up and looks normal or it's charlies angel big , but i can muss it up and make a huge medusa mess in an instant. kids and dogs love it! so i carry rubberbands with me! LOL!!

[bettyellen]

18. ouch, sometimes i am quite modest... i am self effacing maybe....

i wanted to add bad things about too, but was ashamed! okay, here goes....
i am a procrastinor
a bit of a loner
having a really hard time quitting smoking
god, i suck
now i know why i didn't do that before!

[hfojvt]

19. you just never got around to it

Mark Twain said it was easy to quit smoking, he did it thousands of times. Have you tried the gum?

[Kenneth ken]

8. mmm

single is good
professional is good
creative is good
independent is good
smart is good
loyal is good
funny as an eternity of fire, brimstone, and demons poking you with pitchforks is questionable
non-breeding is good
brownie makin' is excellent
tall is very good
big head of hair - meh
blued-eye is good monster is bad

woo woo - or am I starting to sound like Daffy Duck? :7

[bettyellen]

14. not typical big hair, it's just thick.

and you figured out the downside of funny. i wasn't sure anyone would pick up on that.

[Kenneth ken]

17. thick is good

I'm not even sure what big hair is, it's just that a woman's hair doesn't matter to me. I've dated women with long, short, thick, thin, curly, or straight hair.

I don't know about the down side of funny. It's just a coincidence that my sig line (when they show up) is " ken - charming as an eternity of fire, brimstone, and demons poking you with pitchforks " - someone told me I was charming as hell, so I sort of clarified the phrase. So, I was just stealing from myself, there.

I went and looked, you didn't post in Maddy McCall's 39, single and not lonely thread. We could have compatability issues. Or not, since you're in NYC, and I'm nowhere near there. :)

What's your position on flowers? Some women like 'em, some think, gosh what does this mean? They're dead, and will soon look it as well.

How tall is tall, since you are?

woo woo woo :D

[bettyellen]

20. i ike to grow flowers.. but my yard has lost a lot of light so they

haven't been doing so well. i need to pull out a lot of shrubs this spring and give them away. we lost all of our figs this year. the blueberry did okay though. the flowers are shaped exactly like blueberries are but they are white, and hollow. i look 5 9, but i'm really 5 8. again, the hair!
i didn't see maddy's thread, sould i go look?

[Kenneth ken]

22. is your hair

black? I was off reading other stuff; Irish woman in London. Blue eyes; started me thinking about The Steve Earle song The Galway Girl.

What's a fella to do
when her hair is black, and her eyes are blue.

A bit of a loner, we might not be that incompatible.

I'm learning a little about gardening. I've lived most of my adult life in apartments, so didn't have much opportunity to grow things. I kilt a cactus once, didn't give it enough water.

woo woo woo woo :7

[bettyellen]

26. i killed every house plant i ever had. this is why i can't have a dog...

i saw steve earle when he taped that show sessions on west 54 th. he was so good. that's funny. yeah , it is actually black/ dark brown hair. my parents are both from ireland.
i went to cathholic school in the bronx, and lived a subway stop down from j lo on the 6 train.

[Kenneth ken]

30. oh Baby!

now I'm even getting slightly interested in this wooing thing. :bounce:

pity, I really suck at it. :D

I once helped a woman try to quit smoking, so I could help you. She handed me an almost full pack of cigarettes, told me she was quitting and not to give her one, even if she begged (we were at work) - I said, okey-dokey, emptied all the tobacco out of each one of them into a cup, filled it with water and gave it back to her. She pretty much freaked, but I was amused.

You're at least thirty, right? I'd probably feel weird getting involved with a woman young enough to be my daughter (if I had one.)

Dogs are easier to raise than houseplants, so you could probably have one of them - I may be missing the reference, I am pretty much socially retarded -

woo woo woo woo woo - I'm gonna be sounding like a bloody train here in a bit. . .

[bettyellen]

41. i posted about not having a dog becasue i'm too irresponsible and

i considered getting one in a weak moment and mentioned it to friends and they screamed no!! it was pretty funny, because i know they were right. my cat just died in september and it was just an impulse.
and i am way over 30, i i'm more 40 like. but i'm about as mature as your average 30 year old maybe. and i am not handing you my cigarettes just yet!

[Kenneth ken]

53. good choice

- don't hand me your smokes until you're sure you want to quit. :)

This is getting better and better - I'm sorry about your cat :hug: I have two, they're sisters, and turned 16 in October. I'm going to need a compassionate shoulder or two to cry on sometime in the future when they die. :scared:

So what sort of professional do you do?

I'm starting to get into the area where I don't know how to "swayvley" shift from small talk to clever double-entendre.

woo woo woo woo woo woo :7

[bettyellen]

70. my cat would have be17 in oct ... poor lil girl . where are you anyway?

i work in the apparrel industry. i kind of produce the clothes. technical design and fit. it's hyper and kinda stupid. too may coke heads to deal with... but it's never boring.

[Kenneth ken]

94. I am

in Colorado, native to here. It's a nice place to live, but not as nice as when I was a child; too many people here now, so it isn't as open and undeveloped. It takes a bit of traveling to get away from the crowds.

Do you do designer clothes? The sort of thing there are pictures of in the papers and magazines as the latest fashions for the next season? If so, you should think about adding your own creative alterations so that stuff looks like something a real person would wear. :)

I think designers just hate runway models, and so try to make them look as silly as possible.

woo woo woo woo woo woo woo :)

[bettyellen]

114. i make slightly more normal clothes, not high end, a lot of young goofy

kind of stuff and it's kind of fun just because it changes a lot. which is why there's work for me to do. sometimes it's in magazines. i've had stuff in good store windows and tv shows like sex and the city. i've never been to colorado. i saw it from an airplane though. it lokks beautiful. it makes me think of mork and mindy though! that's kind of goofy.

[Kenneth ken]

132. there is a lot of beauty

left here, it's just harder to get to than it used to be. People come for the mountains, and want to live there while still being close to the cities, so the uninhabited mountain areas are a little farther. Still some national forests here, so it isn't all lost.

I could do some full body oil massaging (not so suavely shifting topics) there isn't much that matches the beauty of a woman's body, so it's much fun to spend some time stroking, caressing, and admiring all that beauty catching and reflecting the light of a flickering candle. :loveya:

hey, I gotta compete with all those other schmoozers on this thread. :)

woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo - this train's definitely rolling along now, eh?

[givemebackmycountry]

11. OK

I'm single
Professionally employed
Loyal
Funny AND creative
Tall = 6'4"
Full head of Irish hair
Brown eyed monster born on Steinway Street in Astoria Queens
Smart
Intimidating (when I wanna be)
Dogs, cats, and small children love me
I can COOK
I can hold my own at a $25 dollar minimum blackjack table
And I think foreplay should last at least three hours

So woo this baby

[bettyellen]

15. i have been to steinway street......

my aunt lived in astoria...i lived in the bronx!
did you go to high school in queens? most of my famiy went to msg scanlon on the bx side of the whitestone bridge and a lot of kids from queens went there.
woo back atcha! .

[givemebackmycountry]

16. Yes I did

I went to William Cullen Bryant High School in Jamaica Queens.
Went to grade school at St. Francis of Assisi in Astoria.

[bettyellen]

21. and you are in kansas now? wow that must be a big change for you.

i'm from the bronx, and kansas scares me! i have never been, just wissconsin. i travelled all over wisconsin with nuns when i was 10!

[hfojvt]

25. It is not so bad

his profile says he is in Missouri. Then again, we are the ones with a Democratic governor - nyah, nyah.
I bet, truth to tell, that Kansas bores you more than it scares you.

[bettyellen]

27. i am scared of kansas..LOL! after the wizard of oz, who wouldn't be?

[hfojvt]

37. My house is 117 years old

so we do not get flattened on a regular basis. My sister saw a tornado from her rear-view mirror this summer - in Nebraska. Our camper got knocked over by winds - in Minnesota. My dad's boss said that Ohio t-storms made the ones in SD seem tame. Kansas does not have a monopoly on twisters or fierce winds, and our storms are probably no more deadly than NYC muggings.

[Bouncy Ball]

23. THREE HOURS??

DAYUM.

I'd be saying "Get ON with it, already!"

Unless the three hours includes dinner, provocative conversation etc and then yeah.

[bettyellen]

28. that really means and hour and a half, which is totally cool...

and i'm trying to figure out how many hours it is to missouri! lol !

[tavalon]

89. LOL

You're definitely around 40 if you've figured that one out! And 8 inches means..........:eyes:

Men are funny creatures, aren't they?

[yvr girl]

32. If it was good, I wouldn't complain

It might be a bit long if it was everyday - I do have to get some stuff done - but ...mmmm

[Bouncy Ball]

33. No, but seriously

three hours on ACTUAL foreplay, not just dinner and talking foreplay?

That's just a damn long-ass time. I mean I'm down with the idea of an extended session (shit, we're gonna get this locked aren't we? Let's blame it on the guy who first mentioned it, ok? LOL!) but three hours of it? I'd be out of my mind after 45 minutes at the most.

[yvr girl]

39. Depends on what you count

3 hours of ...intense action might be a bit much but....massages, kissing, toenail painting, snuggling, talking, shooters - 3 hours would fly by. A progression is nice.

[Bouncy Ball]

43. Oh OK

THAT is more like it. I was thinking he meant three hours of.....everything but. Whew.

[yvr girl]

48. I am making assumptions

I don't KNOW what he meant. I've never spent 3 hours with the man.

[Bouncy Ball]

50. But it might be interesting, eh?

Hee hee.

[derbstyron]

13. Hey

As long as you have issues we are all set.

:loveya:

[jdots]

29. You calling me a Mook ? you callin me a mook........

yo want a draft beer,come here often,what sign are you ?
now that the wooing is over can we argue about absurd little quirks ?

[bettyellen]

31. yes, a guiness.all the time and leo!!!

[Benson]

34. I used to wear a powder blue Leisure Suit....

Flared pants and all! My boots had a fake buckle and zipped up on the side. Chicks really digged it!

But I'm mid 40's now. Not balding, but with a distunguished gray swath at my temples..

Ya know, with big hair you need big earings...the 80's kind that brushed your shoulders and could double as fishing lures.
-->And a tiarra! Guys dig that! I can just see the glitter in the light of a disco ball.

Wait! Forget this post! These are the reasons why I'm single!

OK. Start over.
Yeah, baby. I gots hair. I'm a wanna be breeder. I moved up to a turtle neck sweater and a levi jacket.
Yep, I'm living high in my manufactored home. Its a double wide with that romantic seam down the middle of the roof. Hey, its in the desert-NO SNOW!
I had a little dog, but coyotes ate him! And now I'm really lonely.

I got big plans baby. In another year, I'm refinancing, and I will go to total solar power-no electric bills ever again! Paradise!

Its only 5 hours to Las Vegas. We're close to good times!
It could be an ELVIS wedding!

[Bouncy Ball]

35. You sound adorable!

But bettyellen lives very far away from you, it sounds like (look at me all acting as a go between!).

How will that be reconciled? I really don't think she'll give up the big city.

[Benson]

40. We could commute!

To Vegas! She could be a show girl, and I could be a dealer!
Its not that far...

[tavalon]

95. Geez, you people!

A person tries to get a date and you've got them moving to another state before even the first date.

Same thing happened to me when I was doing a little sideways flirting with an unnamed famous person on this board. The person who was negotiating the tryst told me I would have to move to Boston! Whoa Nelly! I was looking for a little action and suddenly I'm expected to rent a U'Haul!

(for the humor impaired - joke, joke, joke)

[bettyellen]

45. Marrying a distinguished man in Vegas... what a facinating offer!!

but as far as the solar, we need a backupp of enough electricty for a fridge and jacuzzi at all times, okay?

[Benson]

64. Jacuzzi is ALREADY installed!

But it does double as the water tank for my windmill driven well.
Occasionall some cow will drink out of it-but otherwise its fine!

And its easy to find my place. just look for the yellow ribbon on the cactus...OK, that and the abandoned rusty vehicles-but they're spare parts, yeah!

And for spare power I could whip up a generator on the windmill.


(She's really going for it! I just KNEW the leasure suit bit would work!)

[Benson]

77. I knew it. She's all chagrinned.

It must be TOO much paradise.

[bettyellen]

106. you are a total trip.... i am going to look you up when i go to vegas...

i have a good friend there. time for another visit! can i pet the cow while i sit in the fizzy water and drink bellinis?

[WilliamPitt]

36. But I smoke and drink

so I am out of the running.

Pisser, too, because I am single as hell.

:(

[bettyellen]

42. hey a smoker!! wooo hooooo! hello will!

[WilliamPitt]

49. What? Wait...

Usually that's a deal breaker...

[bettyellen]

59. i know....people hate smokers these days. but even when i quit, i still

love the smell. i enjoy smoking way too much. i grew up with it. i have fond memories of smoke! it's never going to smell bad to me. even when i quit again in a few weeks.

[Bouncy Ball]

60. I'll admit RIGHT here and now

something that is TOTALLY un-PC. I think a guy smoking is sexy.

There, I said it. I know it's harmful, I know it's horrible but I still think it's sexy. I don't know why, I just do.

[bettyellen]

73. was your dad a smoker too? i know i love smoke becasue i was a daddy's

girl, and he let me have my first puff! from a filterless lucky! i sat in his smoky lap and that's where i learned to read, from the ny daily news.
wooo hoooo

[Bouncy Ball]

74. My dad did smoke when I was young, yes

and I still remember he smoked Winstons. Maybe that's it. I DO have "daddy issues."

But, mmmm, there's just something sexy about a man pulling out a cigarette, putting it between his lips......hey maybe it's the whole oral angle.

(I better stop. Lockage soon!)

[bettyellen]

83. don't think i didn't notice pitt whipping out a bottle of massage oil

over there in that private little naughty subthread that almost locked my party, damn! how did i miss that one when it was hot?

[Bouncy Ball]

85. What? Where?

It was yvr getting the rub down, not me!

[bettyellen]

88. isn't yvergirl you husband's wife? didn't i see a thread where

zomby had the secret orgy map w/ all these lines drawn all over the place? or was that when i was on the patch and had that nightmare!

[Bouncy Ball]

90. Ok seriously sweetie

step away from the brownies! LOL!

No, I am my husband's wife. That was weird to say.

yvr is a canadian homegirl who thinks she OWNS my man GOPisevil and she DOESN'T!

And now she's talking full body rub downs with Pitt down there, so I think she definitely needs to give up GOPisevil! I'm gonna tell him!

[AZCat]

91. Full body rub downs?

Sheesh. I picked a great time to browse the 9/11 forum...

[Bouncy Ball]

92. LMAO.

Yeah. True.....

[bettyellen]

98. ohmigosh! so you are sharing a DU man, huh? well! GOPISEVIL sounds really

cute. maybe i can steal him whie she's busy with will! her 1/2 of him!

[Bouncy Ball]

107. HA!

I am WAY closer, geographically to GOPisevil than either one of you hos! LOL! He is in Austin and I might be seeing him soon! (DU get together, nothing exotic!)

[yvr girl]

125. I keep telling you - he has this thing for northern girls

He can't be stolen.

[yvr girl]

108. C'mon. You two did participate in that o**y together

I think I deserve at least a cyber massage. It's only fair.

[Bouncy Ball]

112. Go get it girl!

Heck I think you should look for a cheap fare to Boston and call Pitt's bluff on his masseuse skills! Then give us a full report here!

:evilgrin:

[bettyellen]

130. Yes, he's throwing down ! ! Go get that thang!

[yvr girl]

99. Just to clarify. I am not married. And I consider other women's

husbands to be strictly taboo.

[Bouncy Ball]

105. She was just confused.

And Pitt isn't married. So no worries!

[yvr girl]

93. There was no rubbing...purely discussion

Nothing to see there.

[WilliamPitt]

81. Yeah?

Dig it.

http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=03/10/21/1437208

[WilliamPitt]

63. Me too

Gonna be the end of me, but goddam, the smoke and the zippo and the burn...mmm.

[bettyellen]

79. the sound of zippos.. and the fuel smell.

i go crazy for pipe tobacco, too. when i see it in the drugstore i have to sniff it. whiskey tobacco smells the best.

[yvr girl]

44. Yes, but can you compete with Givemebackmycountry

on the last item on his list. A lady might be willing to overlook a few things.

[bettyellen]

47. i'm overlooking! i am!

[WilliamPitt]

52. Three hours? Pshaw.

Rookie stuff.
:)

[Bouncy Ball]

54. Dear Lord.

Is it hot in here? I have to go now.

On edit, because I couldn't resist:

bettyellen would be betty-yellin

Ok it was bad.

[WilliamPitt]

56. And do what?

:P

[Bouncy Ball]

57. Watch that Ewan McGregor movie

I watched last night and the night before.

;-) He gets right to bidness.

[yvr girl]

58. Air does expand when it gets heated up

You might explode.

[WilliamPitt]

61. I disagree

I'm so full of hot air, I should have detonated years ago. I think your premise is flawed.

:P

[yvr girl]

71. But you are not a bouncy ball

I think skin stretches more. Plus I bet you let some of that hot air out once in awhile. Speaking is a like a control valve.

[WilliamPitt]

75. True

Sometimes I get in front of an audience, pause dramatically, open my mouth, and say "Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..."

My skin stretches like crazy, tho.

[yvr girl]

80. Are you obvious about it or do you drive the sound guys nuts?

Skin stretching. Is that a weird east coast game?

[WilliamPitt]

96. I drive the sound guys nuts

:)

[Bouncy Ball]

All this talking is really messing with my concentration.

;-)

[WilliamPitt]

68. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:)

[yvr girl]

62. Oh, really

You might get yourself some new fans. What's your best move that won't get this thread locked?

[WilliamPitt]

That won't get this thread locked?

Hm.

A warm night (or the heat turned up). A bottle of oil. And a long, long, long, long body massage.

[Bouncy Ball]

69. I'm locking this thread.

People are starting to sweat.

[Bouncy Ball]

72. And the moderator of this forum?

Big McLargeHuge!

LMAO.

[yvr girl]

76. What is Logan's airport identifier?

yvr girl is considering changing her name.

[WilliamPitt]

78. BOS

[yvr girl]

87. Mmmm. It's not called Boston airport is it?

bos girl. I don't know - I might get harassed a bit about that. Would you get protective if necessary?

Before you answer that, I should tell you that I'm practically famous for my massages.

[WilliamPitt]

97. It is called Logan International Airport

and my massages leave your massages in deep shade.

Yes. It's true.

[yvr girl]

102. I sense a challenge.

I would say prove it. But alas, this damn continent is in the way.

[WilliamPitt]

104. Wimp

;)

[yvr girl]

111. I beg to differ.

I'm practically naked and ready to be oiled up. How about you?

[WilliamPitt]

115. Yeah, you say that now

When I show up at your door in 12 minutes, you'll be in a robe and a chastity belt, complaining of an allergy to massage oil.

:)

[bettyellen]

119. it sounds like something that actually happened because you can't make

stuff like that up. or can you will?
allergy to massage oil! well, i never.......

[yvr girl]

121. That's a pretty fast jet

Your assumptions are wrong. I actually don't own a robe or a chastity belt. As long as your massage oil does not contain cat hair, I'll be fine.

I actually would never refuse a good massage - I practically purr.

[WilliamPitt]

124. I have a teleporter

but use it sparingly. The cat hair...no promises. Little furry bastard.

[yvr girl]

131. A teleporter would come in handy

No excuses my friend. I'll take a pill.

If you're going to be here at any moment, should I take off this lacy, little number, or will you take care of it. I don't want to get it oily.

[WilliamPitt]

134. Killing me

Just killing me.

[yvr girl]

135. I promise you

My massages feel good.

So, do you like black lace?

(Yes, I am a little bit evil)

[WilliamPitt]

136. Lace is lace is lace

It never, ever stays on long.

:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

110. Um

excuse me, I really hate butting in here, but erm, Vancouver and Boston aren't really that far apart are they?

:evilgrin:

www.travelocity.com

[yvr girl]

113. And we've already clarified the airport codes

Should make booking flights easier.

[WilliamPitt]

122. What's the Vancouver code?

[yvr girl]

127. yvr

Apparently, we were only partially clarified.

[WilliamPitt]

129. OK, be right there

Prepare to be rubbed.

[yvr girl]

133. Waiting with bated/baited breath

spelling, schmelling - it's late.

[AZCat]

117. 2500 miles or so, as the crow flies

My great circle calculator doesn't say anything about the crow taking any breaks, though. He might want to rest up a bit here and there.

[Bouncy Ball]

46. Sometimes

when a person meets a person, they realize their good points overwhelm the bad and they are more than willing to overlook certain things.

I said I'd never marry a smoker and I did. I'd marry him again, too.

We are worth more than the sum of our parts.

(On edit, did you notice she said she makes brownies? I doubt she'd mind someone who drinks.....)

[bettyellen]

51. and i drink too!

[Bouncy Ball]

55. That's kinda what I thought.

Hey, hey, betty!

[Spinzonner]

38. Not to mention egotistical

[cleofus1]

65. If I weren't married you'd be toast...

I would seduce you just to prove I could...women are helpless before me! (at least most of the drunk ones are)

[Bouncy Ball]

67. Ooooo and if I weren't married YOU'D be toast

Men are helpless before me!

It'd be interesting to see who would win, would it not?

(Sorry for barging in there.)

[cleofus1]

84. you are a woman?

I love to bite...

[Bouncy Ball]

86. ROWR!

And yes, I am. I bite, too.

[cleofus1]

103. OK you win...

Due to a clause in my marriage contract I can only go so far in the flirting department...and I think I just reached that threshold...:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

109. Weenie.

:evilgrin:

I won!

[tavalon]

100. LOL

I'm so glad I figured out last night not to have liquid refreshment at the computer with me!

[cleofus1]

66. delete

nt

[cleofus1]

82. echo....

You could fall before me like reeds in a hurricane!

[Peter Frank]

101. What's a girl like you...

...doing in a nice place like this? ;)

[bettyellen]

116. I don't know, it was a dumb copy cat thing, and it just got crazy !!

[AZCat]

118. Hah!

Yer gonna get hooked up 'cause of a copycat thread!

:D

[bettyellen]

120. there were a bunch of guys begging for dates... well okay, two threads...

[AZCat]

123. It's how my brother met his wife...

They seem happy - and as the girl says, if it makes you happy then it can't be that bad.

Right? :shrug:

[bettyellen]

128. exactly!!

[cleofus1]

126. rematch!!!!

I demand a rematch! But,to even the field you must drink a six pack of tall boys!!! Then the world will know the omnifisance of my malatudinality! I beg for no woman! They must come to me! And all you squiggly little girly men that grovel before the females here will marvel at my masculinity! So hurry up and suck down those tall boys OK?

[Peter Frank]

144. Imitation is the highest form of flattery...

...tell me about who you got your inspiration from ;)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

137. If hormones were a source of energy...

This thread will have just solved all the worlds energy problems. :D

[cleofus1]

138. damn...

I thought I killed this thread...

[B Calm]

139. I'm short, bald, 53 years old and over weight, but I do have a

nice bank account.

[B Calm]

142. and I like brownies...

[Deja Q]

140. Well, so much for 'undecleared'.

:evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

141. sorry, not interested

1) I'm married and loyal
2) I don't usually go for tall women
3) I prefer short hair, as long hair can get in the way in bed.

[Bouncy Ball]

143. Didn't your # 1 item pretty much make the rest f the list

beside the point?

[Kire]

145. what if she promised to cut her hair, and...

...chop her feet off?

[obreaslan]

146. Here goes...

I'm single
I like science fiction
Star Wars especially
I like dancing
I'm very sexual
here's my picture



How did I do????? :puke: