Funniest line from a comic strip you can remember.

[Archae]

This one completely cracks me up. :D

[Florida_Geek]

1. well it is a winter thing

[Archae]

8. Bloom County was a gem.

This latest thing from Breathed, "Opus," stinks on ice.

[catmandu57]

2. From Marvin

The baby, I don't know if it's even being written now I saw this years ago and it stuck.

Marvin the baby is just waking up, he looks out and sez "Every morning it's the same thing, An empty bottle, and, a full diaper".

[TlalocW]

3. Bloom County

The storyline was that Opus had just had a nose job, and in the interests of protecting the reader from disturbing sights, various objects were always in front of his face - box of Fruit Loops hanging by a rope, a lamp, etc. Anyway, the strip starts out with Opus asking Binkley, "Have you heard the latest?" It then gets interrupted by Milo about some poll about Opus' new nose for the next two panels, and we're then returned to the strip already in progress. The last panel is Opus yelling, "Turnips! Turnips and anti-freeze!" Binkley is yelling back at him, "Not with Donny Osmond he won't!"

TlalocW

[NewJeffCT]

4. another one from Bloom County, don't remember exactly how it went, though.

I forgot exactly how it went, but it was the kid with the glasses talking on the phone with a Senator regarding Jimmy Hoffa. I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes.

He keeps taking the quotes of the Senator out of context... something like, "Senator, is it true that you buried Jimmy Hoffa's body under (XYZ)?"

Senator, "I did no such thing."

Kid, "Senator denies that (XYZ) is where he buried Hoffa's body."

Senator, "I have no idea where Jimmy Hoffa is"

Kid, "'I lost the body' says Senator"

I think it's now the blueprint for RW Hate Radio.

[NewJeffCT]

5. found it!

[jobycom]

6. Doonesbury

The head and foreign minister of an unnamed African country are greeting the new US ambassador, a clueless redneck appointed by the first Bush because of political donations. The ambassador is discussing how pretty the place is, how quaint the people are, while the president tells the FM they will cut him out of the loop, and deal only with the under ambassador, to the ambassador, they are acting as "quaint" as he believes they are. At the end the ambassador says "What goes on here, anyway?"

"We sing, we dance. We are simple people, Sahib."

[Mike Niendorff]

7. ok, I'll bite :)

Bloom County, with Steve Dallas putting the moves on Quiche Lorraine:

<slap!> "I'm not that kind of girl!"
(pause)
"You most certainly are!"
"oh, pits, is it that obvious?"




Dilbert, as pointy-haired boss collapses into nothingness:

"He's grown so dense that he's turned into a black hole!"
"Nothing can escape his gravity, not even light!"
(pause)
"Unfortunately, his ideas can still escape because they lack substance."
(from black hole: "what if you program in 'B'?")



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