Dr.Phool
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Wed Dec-29-04 11:44 AM
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Great New Years recipe---Tequila cake! |
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Enjoy!!
TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE >> 1 cup water >> 1 tsp. baking soda >> 1 cup sugar >> 1 tsp. salt >> 1 cup of brown sugar >> Lemon juice >> 4 large eggs >> Nuts >> 1 bottle tequila >> 2 cups dried fruit >> >> Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large >> bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the >> highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. >> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in >> a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat >> again. At this point its best o make sure the tequila >> is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off >> the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl >> and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging >> fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the >> fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it >> loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check >> for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or >> something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon >> juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon >> of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash >> the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to >> fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. >> Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the >> tequila and wipe counter with the cat. >> CHERRY MISTMAS!
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Wed Dec-29-04 11:46 AM
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1. I love this cake, no matter what form it comes in... |
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I get one recipe or another every year, and it still makes me laugh!
My mother's and my favorite parts are the large fluffy bowl, the beaterers, "cry another tup" and tonsisticity. I can bring her to tears just by saying beaterers. ;)
Thanks for the morning giggle.
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Wed Dec-29-04 12:05 PM
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2. Ooooh! THATS what I'm going to make |
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