Swill

[Sannum]

Salesman: As a salesman, I do a lot of traveling. And when it comes to lunch, I grab what I can, usually on the run. And when I want mineral water, I keep it simple, and I keep it domestic. I drink Swill. The water that's dredged from Lake Erie.

Nothing's added to Swill. It comes straight from the Lake to you. Maybe you thought only European countries had mineral water, but let me tell you: we bottle some pretty special water right here in America.

Yeah. America. Water with a character all its own. Swill's refreshing; it's low in calories; and Swill helps wash down a hearty meal like this that tends to just lay in your stomach.

< Plays as Swill slowly pours into Salesman's glass, complete with sludge, dirt and a flip-top from a soda can >

Salesman: I like mine with a twist. < squeezes a lime wedge into his glass of Swill >

Announcer: Swill. Everything you've always wanted in a mineral water. And more.

[cruadin]

1. Is that another fine product from the Spishack Company? n/t

[DelawareValleyDem]

2. I need the background music of "Anticipation"

to make this experience complete.

[EC]

3. My goodness

look how young Bill Murrey and Chevy Chase look!!!!!