You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If...

[helderheid]

I answered "I do" or "I did" to most of these.

http://www.michnews.com/artman/publish/article_6200.shtml

You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If...
By Hundred Percenter News Wires
MichNews.com
Dec 28, 2004


Before we leave 2004, HundredPercenter wants to make sure that the phrase "left wing moonbat" is properly defined. The year 2004, as far as HP is concerned, will forever be the year when the moonbats broke the Democrat establishment, and turned the DNC into a traveling circus act for all the world to laugh and jeer at. Therefore, it is imperative that we define them now, for the sake of historical reference.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Michael Moore is a great patriot.

You may be a left wing moonbat if the war on terrorism means the defeat of George Bush.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believed France would have sent troops to Iraq, if John Kerry was elected.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Hollywood stars are the "heart and soul" of America.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Islam really does mean peace.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you wear environmentally friendly garments.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe KFC is committing the holocaust of chickens.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you have protested against globalization or Starbucks.

You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if the protest was more than 1,000 miles away from where you reside.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe the NY Times is a centrist newspaper without an agenda.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you cried when Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw resigned.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you voted Dennis Kucinich for President.

You may be a left wing moonbat if a Christmas tree offends you.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe the Iraqi terrorists are the good guys.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Eminem and P. Diddy are the voices of the young generation.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car.

You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car and own a Gulfstream jet.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you have posted on DemocraticUnderground more than 1,000 times.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you take Jon Stewart seriously.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you listen to Air America for news.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Rush Limbaugh is evil.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you think taxes are too low.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you went to a Woodstock concert, more than once.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Howard Dean would be a great DNC Chairman.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you moved to Canada because Bush won the election.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you thought Arafat was a great leader.

You may be a left wing moonbat if your name is George Soros.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you have attended a gay marriage ceremony.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you wore a Che Guevara t-shirt to work.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Al Gore invented the internet.

You may be a left wing moonbat you question what the definition of is--is.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you lied about being a war hero, in order to get elected President during wartime.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you still believe John Kerry won the election.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you went to Israel or Iraq to be a human shield.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you consider the events at Abu Ghraib an atrocity.

You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if you believe the beheading of innocent civilians is fair game.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you were insulted by this article.

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[Career Prole]

1. F that s... I'm not in the mood. n/t

[nytemare]

2. Uhm, is this an attempt of humor?

The Jeff Foxworthy redneck jokes, although some have worn off a bit, are still kind of humorous. This doesn't even come close to being the "margarine" of humorous. Is this from Dennis Miller or something?

[IStriker]

9. I thought it was hilarious. Where is your sense of humor?

[nytemare]

11.

I am a true lover of comedy, in almost any form. Limbaugh types should not attempt humor.

[lonestarnot]

19. Not where yours is apparently LOL

[sepia_steel]

3. blah blah blah

I"m so sick of "us against them" shit. Not all Democrats are good. Not all Republicans are bad. We all have a bad, bad, BAD president. The end. I will call an asshole an asshole when I see one, but bashing from any side is a waste of time.

[Flammable Materials]

4. "moonbat"?

Is that the best they can do?

It doesn't hold a candle to "cankerous syphilitic conservative cock-pustule".

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. Hey! I like it!

Very descriptive! Paints quite the scabrous picture!!

[w13rd0]

5. a dumbass

from his First paragraph and it only gets worse

"The year 2004, as far as HP is concerned, will forever be the year when the moonbats broke the Democrat establishment, and turned the DNC into a traveling circus act for all the world to laugh and jeer at."

The DNC isn't the reason the world laughs? and jeers at us. Furthermore, why even post this immoral, inhuman traitors shit? He's a hateful unAmerican fuck. Approves of torture, considers dissent undesirable and free speech makes this person overly aggressive. I'm not insulted by his juvenile rant, but I'm horrified that it might find some drunk harlot with which to breed.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. Who is this dickweed?

Why should I give a crusty fuck about anything he says?

[procinderella]

8. I'm a Left Wing Moon bat!

I proudly wrote back that I am indeed a Left Wing Moonbat and proud of it!

So I don't fit every point. But I'm proud of some of those points!

[latteromden]

10. "Moonbat"? For me, it conjures up images of yue bing... Chinese mooncakes,

and boy, are those things TASTY.

And really, I think you're just insane if you DON'T think that Abu Ghraib was an atrocity.

[Patsy Stone]

12. Oh, my...

Is that me?

Save for the Che shirt (here in Miami it's right on the edge -- I only wear it at home), and that I have MINI not an electric car (the list was too long) and the fact that not only do I take Jon Stewart seriously, but... he's my husband (ooh, dreamy), I think they got me just right...

[IndyOp]

14. Jon Stewart is your husband ?!?! (n/t)

[Patsy Stone]

15. Every night

before I wake up... :)

[IndyOp]

13. Actually, since I've found DU I've been meaning to

write Al Gore a thank you note for inventing the internet! :silly:

Some of the items are idiotic: "Hollywood stars are the heart and soul of America?" "Beheading of innocent civilians is fair game." And I am stunned that there is anyone who does not consider the events at Abu Ghraib an atrocity -- shows how far we have sunk. :puke:

Nonetheless, my friend B went to both Israel and Iraq to be a human shield. I still believe John Kerry won the election. I campaigned for Dennis Kucinich. I haven't moved to Canada, but I did score a 72/100 on my skilled worker Canadian immigration test! Christmas trees do offend me because I don't like the fact that so many trees are killed. I have't gone to a globalization or Starbucks protest -- too busy protesting against the Iraq war -- but I've been meaning to get to one.

I don't understand this: "You may be a left wing moonbat if you lied about being a war hero, in order to get elected President during wartime." :wtf:

Do they mean Kerry? Well then :nuke: 'em.

[gordianot]

16. Actually I do not really care for labels.

Moonbat another label.

I do have difficulty with Fascism (including all ideological one party systems), theocracy, and public officials who commit treason.

See I did have to insult anyone by name.

[Atman]

17. Hmmmmm

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Hollywood stars are the "heart and soul" of America.

This is one of those idiotic statements that only reflects what the right thinks we think, with no basis in reality. Raise your hands, DUers...with your middle finger upright towards the author of this ridiculous crap...if you believe Hollywood stars are the heart and soul of America. Anyone? Anyone? I didn't think so.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you wear environmentally friendly garments.

Only the right could use something "environmently friendly" as an insult.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe KFC is committing the holocaust of chickens.

Or perhaps you're just a little nuts in general.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you voted Dennis Kucinich for President.

Proudly guilty as charged.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if a Christmas tree offends you.

Or maybe even a "constitutionalist" or a member of a non-Christian religion.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car.

Again with the terrible, awful environmental protections.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you have posted on DemocraticUnderground more than 1,000 times.

Guilty again! I'm a repeat offender!

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you take Jon Stewart seriously.

Or you might simply be intelligent. If not, you watch Bill O'Reilly. This one was already proved. Besides, taking Stewart "seriously?" His is a news satire show. Maybe the writer just doesn't get the fucking joke. Or can't tell when he is being made fun of.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you listen to Air America for news.

Fox. Limbaugh. Shut yer piehole, right wing moonbat.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you think taxes are too low.

What if you only think the top 1%'s taxes are too low?

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you have attended a gay marriage ceremony.

Damn. Glad I don't live in a "three strikes you're out" state. Guilty again!

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Al Gore invented the internet.

You are definitely an uninformed right-wing idiot if you think there is one "left-wing moonbat" on the planet who believes this. Remember, this is a REPUBLICAN myth, not a democrat one.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you question what the definition of is--is.

You may be a right-wing moonbat if you DON'T question what the definition of "imminent threat" is.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you lied about being a war hero, in order to get elected President during wartime.

Ah...sheesh. Can you say AWOL? Sure you can!

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you consider the events at Abu Ghraib an atrocity.

If you don't think "the events at Abu Ghraib" were an atrocity, you're obviously a republican. Keep it. You own it, it's yours.

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You may be a left wing moonbat if you were insulted by this article.

You are unquestionably a right-wing whore shill if you wrote this article.

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[IndyOp]

18. Atman - LOL!

You may be a left wing moonbat if you think taxes are too low.
What if you only think the top 1%'s taxes are too low?

Also - I am a Kucitizen, too! The fact that Dennis has been as quiet as he has about the voter suppression/vote fraund issue actually gives me a bit of confidence that Kerry is working away behind the scenes and Dennis is watching. Then again, earlier today I was accused of being delusional...

:tinfoilhat:

[helderheid]

21. EXCELLENT ANALYSIS!!

I must say I am guilty of all you are guilty of! :)

If this makes me a left wing moon nut, by God I'm thrilled to be one.

[Turn CO Blue]

28. Clever, clever responses! n/t

[lonestarnot]

20. Holy batshit Robin! What's this bullshit?

[AntiFascist]

22. and the author may be a retarded bigot, IMHO nt

[Arkana]

23. Fun stuff.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Michael Moore is a great patriot."

Guilty as charged, cause Mike's more of a patriot than all those fuckers in the White House of Mirrors combined.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if the war on terrorism means the defeat of George Bush."

Again, guilty as charged--after all, I can think of nothing the world would love more than to see that sumbitch punted from office.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believed France would have sent troops to Iraq, if John Kerry was elected."

Where was this written? We may have gotten Germany to help, but France made it clear that they couldn't support a war in Iraq. What's done is done.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Hollywood stars are the "heart and soul" of America."

How about "You might be a right-wing nutjob if you think the left thinks of Hollywood as the 'heart and soul' of America when in fact they could give a shit?"

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Islam really does mean peace."

Maybe if the fucksticks who wrote the list actually read a little history or paid attention in world history, they'd learn that, well, yes, Islam does advocate peace.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you wear environmentally friendly garments."

{Insert DU Hate Mailbag response here, because there is no way to respond to this that won't make the creator cry and wet himself.}

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe KFC is committing the holocaust of chickens."

{See previous response.}

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you have protested against globalization or Starbucks."

Never done either, but that doesn't mean I don't think it's their right. After all, you might be a right wing nutjob if you believe the Earth's sole purpose is to be raped out the ass by man.

"You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if the protest was more than 1,000 miles away from where you reside."

You might be a right wing nutjob if you were one of the three-toothed morons out there shooting at them.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe the NY Times is a centrist newspaper without an agenda."

The New York Times is turning into a whore's rag just like all the others. Maybe if you actually put down the beer and the shotgun and picked up a paper, you'd know this.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you cried when Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw resigned."

I didn't shed a tear for Brokaw, but Rather is a shame, because people like the author drove the last man with any journalistic integrity out of the business.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you voted Dennis Kucinich for President."

Nope, I voted for John Kerry, and he was elected.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if a Christmas tree offends you."

Guess that means I'm not a left wing moonbat! Thanks for clearing that up. Fucking idiot.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe the Iraqi terrorists are the good guys."

No one believes Iraqi insurgents are good guys, morons. You just wish we did.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Eminem and P. Diddy are the voices of the young generation."

Let's see...Eminem has the guts to write an anti-Dubya song when few other singers will take the risk for fear of losing fans, and P. Diddy goes on a "get out the vote" crusade. I'd say that qualifies them to be notable voices for our generation, but not THE voices.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car."

And you may be a right wing nutjob if you live alone but own a Ford Excursion. See? This joke goes both ways, you idiot.

"You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car and own a Gulfstream jet."

Congratulations, smart guy. By this logic, there are no left-wing moonbats anywhere.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you have posted on DemocraticUnderground more than 1,000 times."

Guilty as charged. You see, I like to stimulate my mind with something other than child porn. That may work for you, but not me.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you take Jon Stewart seriously."

I take him more seriously than the Falafel Factor, OxyRush, and Sean Spinsanity. In fact, I think Stewart's more impartial than any of the MSM.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you listen to Air America for news."

I think it's nice to have a place where liberal voices aren't cut off by frothing wingnut commentators every few seconds, and AAR news is more informative than Faux, CNN, or any of the other crap.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Rush Limbaugh is evil."

Guilty as charged.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you think taxes are too low."

I do--on the wealthiest 5% of the country, that is. The rest of us could sure use a tax break.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you went to a Woodstock concert, more than once."

Guess I'm not a left wing moonbat then! Thanks for clearing that up--again! Asshole.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Howard Dean would be a great DNC Chairman."

Since your media has already slimed him to the point where he won't run for President, the DNC is the perfect place for a man with fire, passion, and a willingness to say what he believes--Dr. Dean.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you moved to Canada because Bush won the election."

Nope, I live in the EEEEEEEVIL state of Massachusetts, where them dang faggots can marry (gasp!) and the GOP has the least seats they've had since the 1870s.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you thought Arafat was a great leader."

I didn't. I thought Arafat was stubborn. Happy?

"You may be a left wing moonbat if your name is George Soros."

Guess that means I'm not a left wing moonbat! Thanks for clearing that up. Fucking idiot.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you have attended a gay marriage ceremony."

No, actually, if I had, it would make me not a religious nutcase who thinks that gays will burn in hell. Like you. Asshole.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you wore a Che Guevara t-shirt to work."

Guess that means I'm not a left wing moonbat! Thanks for clearing that up. Fucking idiot.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Al Gore invented the internet."

This is a classic example of right-wing wordplay. Al Gore NEVER SAID HE INVENTED THE FUCKING INTERNET! What Al ACTUALLY did was act as one of the main proponents for funding to make the Internet available to the public domain. This does not mean that he spent hours writing the code in his basement for packet switching and created the Internet from scratch. Idiots.

"You may be a left wing moonbat you question what the definition of is--is."

So, how big was that surplus under Clinton again? Admit it--you're a bitter right-wing bastard who frothed and seethed under a Democratic President and masturbated to your heart's content the day George W. Bush stole the election from Al Gore.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you lied about being a war hero, in order to get elected President during wartime."

"Lied about being a war hero?" They didn't give him three Purple Hearts and a Silver Star because they looked shiny and good against a white uniform, John Kerry earned those medals. Much unlike your asshole pResident, who ditched the National Guard (which he joined in order to dodge the Vietnam draft).

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you still believe John Kerry won the election."

He did win the election--if people didn't lie to the exit pollsters.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you went to Israel or Iraq to be a human shield."

Erm...ok. Guess that means I'm not a left wing moonbat! Thanks for clearing that up. Fucking idiot.

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you consider the events at Abu Ghraib an atrocity."

OK, fine, it wasn't an atrocity. It was an awful, horrible, disgusting reprehensible act by irresponsible military men who should be fired from their jobs, and the people high up in the government should pay for it. But it was NOT an atrocity. NOT an atrocity. Got it.

"You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if you believe the beheading of innocent civilians is fair game."

Erm, no one ever said it was fair game. The author is talking out of his asshole again. Then again, you might be a right wing nutjob if you think that torture of Iraqi prisoners in camps is fair game, or as Limpballs put it, "just like a frat initiation."

"You may be a left wing moonbat if you were insulted by this article."

Nope. In fact, I found it entertaining. Dumbass.

[helderheid]

24. fuck

YEAH.

[helderheid]

25. holy fuck!

They done linked this thread!!

:hi: Glad you're paying attention! ;) Hehehehehehhe (let the twitching commence).

http://hundredpercenter.blogspot.com/2004/12/you-may-be-left-wing-moonbat-if.html

[helderheid]

26. you can post your own comment there

c'mon - might let off some steam so we can get back to what is REALLY important. ;)

[helderheid]

27. yes I'm replying to me

Good comments are being posted. Good on y'all!

Check them out here:

http://hundredpercenter.blogspot.com/2004/12/you-may-be-left-wing-moonbat-if.html

[helderheid]

29. comments on the blog

6 Comments:

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At 11:30 PM, john_m_burt said…

You may be a right-wing mooncalf if you believe that the slogan equating KFC with the Holocaust comes from an authentic PETA publication, and not from a right-wing parody.

You may be a right-wing mooncalf if you believe that the acts committed at Abu Ghraib were something short of atrocity.

You may be a right-wing mooncalf if you believe that the Iraqi resistance fighters are terrorists for wanting to eject invaders from their country.

You may be a right-wing mooncalf if you take Bill O'Reilly seriously.

You may be a supreme right-wing mooncalf if you take Hundred Percenter seriously.

You may be the ultimate right-wing mooncalf if you are so offended by this comment that you delete it.

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At 11:31 PM, BetteAnne said…

Ode to a Moonbat!

It would be really funny if it weren't oh so true.
But there are so many moonbats what are we to do?
You try your best to awake and inform, but these
Moonbats are psychologically deformed.
Their perspective is so scary, with leaders
like Mutant Moore and Baby killer Kerry.

You‘ll find them protesting for the rights of gays to marry,
But never a bible or a gun will they carry.

Moonbats claim to be flag wavers, but it’s not "our flag" they wave, moonbats are still crying over their comrades confined at Abu Ghraib!

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At 12:03 AM, Anonymous said…

You lefties are moonbats. You think Abu Ghraib was an atrocity, moron?

The Holocaust was an atrocity.
9/11 was an atrocity.

Abu Ghraib was a mild unfortunate circumstance.

Frankly- I could care less for Iraqi terrorist rights, when they afford no luxury to our people, moonbat.

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At 12:19 AM, Anonymous said…

Moonbats is a code word for traitor rats.

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At 12:59 AM, Anonymous said…

Kerry is a baby killer?

Hello? WAR IS A LATE TERM ABORTION YOU MORON.

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At 1:01 AM, Anonymous said…

90% at Abu Grahaib were found to be innocent.


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[MissBrooks]

30. Moonbat?

What's a moonbat?

[MissBrooks]

31. What is a moonbat? No one answered me?

Is it a good thing? or bad?

Is there such a bar called a moonbat?

I've never heard of it before.