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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:35 PM
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Poll question: Jenny McCarthy, every man's dream come true or a gross miscalculation
Well, the inevitable happened. After several failed endeavors after MTV's "Singled Out" and the birth of her first kid, Jenny McCarthy has done what any red-blooded American woman in her position would do to revive her career: she's dropped trou for the fourth time in the current issue of Playboy.

You may remember that McCarthy's career was based on her belief that men secretly want a "real" woman...or at least HER definition of one...a woman who farts, belches, picks her nose, and does assorted other things with bodily secretions / excretions.

I never got the "charm." Maybe YOU did. Maybe YOU consider the ideal woman to be "one of the guys" to the most piggish degree. Here's your chance to be heard.

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:39 PM
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1. Um, you see...
she's that girl you invite to tailgaters, the big game, etc who doesn't ask why a the "smashmouth" play was named after a rock band, etc.

She's the woman that can thow a football well and plays tackle not touch (and you better beleive she can kick your ass.)

Oh, and she's attractive too....

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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:43 PM
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2. i've never cared for her
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:43 PM
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3. I've always liked Jenny.
I saw her on MTV and in movies BEFORE I knew that she had been starkers in Playboy, however. She just struck me as a funny woman who didn't mind base humor. I like that.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:45 PM
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4. I like her
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:46 PM
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5. You WOULD!
:P
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:47 PM
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6. Hey I like her too...
but I also like Pam Anderson...so shoot me
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:49 PM
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7. Whaaaat?
What'd I do NOW?
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stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:51 PM
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8. Would I throw her out of bed? Maybe if she farted.
I like an uninhibited woman as much as the next guy, but I think that I like classy better. One needent overplay their masculine side to be an uninhibited or liberated woman.

Is it all an act with her? Who knows?
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 06:54 PM
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9. THANK you.
Very articulate. Very complete. Uninhibited is GREAT and to be admired. Farting just smells bad, belching just makes noise, and I prefer not to shake a hand if one or more fingers have recently been up the other person's nose.

:evilgrin:
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