My Crabs are KILLING Me! please distract me....ugh,,,

Solon

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Wed Dec-29-04 07:42 PM
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My Crabs are KILLING Me! please distract me....ugh,,,

Must...resist....scratching.........

AHHH...feel much better. :P

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RevolutionaryActs

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Wed Dec-29-04 07:43 PM
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1. The question is,

is this a sex thread or not... hmmmmmm............ :9

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Solon

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Wed Dec-29-04 07:48 PM
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2. I don't think the mods mind...

a little imagination now and then :evilgrin:

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Sporadicus

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Wed Dec-29-04 07:50 PM
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3. I Considered Starting a Thread with This Title Earlier

but those concerns held me back. Glad to see that not everyone is as inhibited as me.

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Wed Dec-29-04 07:51 PM
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4. i am crabby too :P

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Solon

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Wed Dec-29-04 08:03 PM
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7. Well...

You can scratch mine, I can rub yours? ;)

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RetroLounge

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Wed Dec-29-04 07:54 PM
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5. Your crabs carry canteens.

just saying...

RL

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RevolutionaryActs

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Wed Dec-29-04 07:55 PM
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6. Colored canteens? Containing cranberry cocktails?

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Bat Boy

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Wed Dec-29-04 08:10 PM
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8. You don't need to be distracted. The crabs need to be distracted.

Set out small dishes of melted butter and sliced lemons.

Scares the bejeesus out of them.

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Solon

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Wed Dec-29-04 08:15 PM
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9. Should have told me that before I brought out the Lighter Fluid...

and matches, whew!!! that was HOT!!!

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Bat Boy

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Wed Dec-29-04 08:17 PM
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10. Hey, whatever works.

Any port in a storm, I say.

But I'm guessing that philosophy is how this whole thing got started in the first place...

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davsand

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Wed Dec-29-04 08:31 PM
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11. Oh hon, that is a BAD case!

Better get the "Keg o Kwell" for this one if that picture is true!

Laura

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