I've been screwing all day!

[goodbody]

And I'm still not finished. I've unscrewed as many screws as I screwed in and started all over again. Next time I'm going to hire a professional or one of those professional groups that know how to get the job done right the first time. Darn Ikea furniture!

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but putting together a bookcase by yourself is just sheer insanity. Don't do it. Not to mention the cats "re-arranging" my neatly-piled and numbered screws as I'm stuck holding 3 panels at once, juggled on my two legs while they are having their way with my supplies. No respect.

[rwenos]

1. Vaseline is Good

And the more detail you can give us about the specific areas of pain you're feeling, the better.

Thanks for giving me a laugh! It's all been so depressing lately!

[Lady Effingbroke]

2. If you can put IKEA furniture together, you can put anything together.

I know - I used to have a houseful of the stuff! :crazy:

[Neoma]

3. uh oh i thought this was a sex thread at first...

silly me:crazy:

[FuzzySlippers]

4. I know dammit!

That's the only reason I clicked on it. Then I had to read about
goodbody's bookcase assembly problems. BOOOOORRRRRING!

Edit: Oops goodbody not goodboy.

[goodbody]

8. but the pussies

they were the real problem!

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. You were doing this?

[goodbody]

6. Wasn't it Costco that was going to sell caskets?

Not Ikea.

psst. Thanks for taking the time to photoshop just for me. I see lots of storage in there for books! You've flattered me with your efforts.

[stackhouse]

7. ?????

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[goodbody]

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