Man Bites Off Other Man's Finger During Bar Brawl - And SWALLOWS IT

[matcom]

<snip>

HARARE, Zimbabwe -- A man allegedly bit off and swallowed another man's finger during a bar brawl, authorities said.

Alex Nyarubakora, 39, appeared in court in the town of Chitungwiza on Wednesday charged with assault with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.

Prosecutor Isau Janhi said Nyarubakora was arguing with his wife in a bar last week when he allegedly became incensed by the second man's attempts to intercede.

After the two men began fighting, Nyarubakora is accused of biting off his opponent's finger and chewing and swallowing it. No remains of the finger were found at the scene, Janhi said.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4035190/detail.html

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Ya know....

oh, never mind.
:silly:

[Kire]

2. at least his name's not Lorraine

that would be a better story, though

[unblock]

3. mmm... tastes of chicken!

that's just groooooooss!
:puke:

[bloodyjack]

4. ,........

[short bus president]

5. Fuckin' A right!

If you're fighting seriously enough to bite something off of somebody, the best policy is to swallow it, otherwise it could be surgically reattached, and you'd hafta bite it off again next time you fight.

</miketyson>

[Algorem]

6. Maybe the bar's pig knuckle jar was empty.

I can't finger out how anyone can stomach a joint like that though.

[underpants]

7. I ordered CHICKEN FINGERS!!!!

[Hillary08]

8. ewwwwww!

Maybe with fries....

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. good news though

Frodo eventually got back to the Shire.

[sniffa]

10. i wouLd have bit his nose off

just to spite his face

[DS1]

11. Honey, how about a nice night out with some energetic conversation,

cool drinks, and warm finger food.

Oh honey, I'd love to! *swoony*