I have to sell my Night Ranger...

[underpants]

Because there is absolutely NOTHING manly about them



Oh if you are feeling low and bummed out about your lot in life this time of year rest assured that there is someone much lower than you feel you are. That is the only way I can explain this website.

:scared:

http://shawblades.net/NR2000_pg4.htm

[MercutioATC]

1. That was one of the first concerts I saw...38 Special and Night Ranger...

[DS1]

2. oh man, black pants and white shoes

The whiter the shoes indicating either newer shoes or that you never had to walk in the dirt which means you had more money which == 80's bling

:eyes:

[flvegan]

3. They airlifted him in for the album cover

Then. Such an industrial setting for the cleanliness of those shoes. Maybe the blonde guy who looks like the dude from Spinal Tap carried him...

[DS1]

6. that's just what I was thinking about the Spinal Tap lookalike

or Styx lookalike depending on which you consider more relevant to society :evilgrin:

[underpants]

5. Oooh check out the flipped up tongue on those shoes

On the left:Travolta wannbe

[Shakespeare]

4. Sister Christian, oh, the time has come....

...and you know that you're the only one to say.....okay....

(power chord interlude)

MOTORIN'! What's your price for flight?

Dunno what the hell that song's about, but I'll confess to liking it. :P

[underpants]

7. MOTORIN'

OOoh I remember the cringe that sent up my spine the first time I heard it.

You know being a fan of actual alternative music back then prepared me for the bizarro world of complete disbelief that we find ourselves in today. I just realized I am having the same feelings as I did in the '80s "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE PEOPLE THINKING? Oh they're not."

[dean_dem]

10. It's amazing how you'll like just about anything....

...after you've snorted just the right amount of coke.

[underpants]

12. That must have been the problem

never my favortie flavor that.

[Sporadicus]

14. I Remember That Scene from 'Boogie Nights'

every time I hear 'Sister Christian'...Alfred Molina's character getting INto that song.

[derby378]

8. It was good enough for GRAND THEFT AUTO: VICE CITY

Have you heard the story about the Romeo Void saxophonist? He thought Never Say Never was forgotten until his nephew pointed out it was on the GTA:VC soundtrack. Brought tears of joy to his eyes.

[redqueen]

11. Was that what Power Ranger sang?

I didn't think I knew any of their songs. I really don't like that one.

[dean_dem]

9. Ah, remember when bands had logos?

It made it so much easier for groupies to get the band's name tattooed on their breasts. Those were the days....

[underpants]

13. And draw them on your spiral notebooks

GOd I used to have the doors all over my notebook and CCR and The Stones....

ON EDIT-Weezer has a logo

[DS1]

19. I can STILL do a perfect Metallica, Megadeth, and Suicidal Tendencies

:D

[underpants]

20. Another line on the resume

He's got that going for him.........which is nice. :bounce:

[LTR]

23. Ozzy and Judas Priest were 'most doodled logos' in my high school days

Not to mention Def Leppard, AC/DC, Iron Maiden and Metallica.

Motley Crue were difficult because they changed their logo with each album.

[LTR]

21. I pity the poor gal...

...who has a faded Night Ranger tatoo on her breast. She's probably wondering, "What the hell was I thinking back then"?

[underpants]

22. How about one who gets a radio station logo tattooed on her hip?

There was a local "alternative" radio station here in Richmond about 10 years ago. They put on a big concert and the woman sitting behind us was very proud to show us the tattoo she got with the station logo (name and number on the dial), about 2 months after that they switched to another frequency. When I heard that I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

[GOPisEvil]

15. Maybe you can trade it in on a "Damn Yankees"!

:bounce:

[underpants]

18. Ah yes Damn Yankees

I remember my buddies and me commenting that Ted Nugent was making one last pass at the bank with that group...little did we know....

[kmla]

16. Wow! What a co-inky-dinky!!!!!!

Listening to WOLF(internet radio station) - and what are they playing at this exact moment......


"....SISTER CHRISTIAN, there's so much in life..
Don't you give it up before your time is due. It's true.

It's TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE..."

*insert masturbatorial guitar solo here*

(edited for poopy spelling)

[chaska]

17. That band ... such potential....

All they could come up with was one good song: "Don't Tell Me You Love Me". That song kills. The rest ... yuk.