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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:02 PM
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What is it again? 'Beer before liquor... enjoy yer liquor?'
:shrug:

I'm outta beers. Now there's wine and some more of that "Old Smuggler" 'blended scotch-type whiskey beverage'. And I don't feel like wine.

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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:03 PM
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1. "Before before liquor, never sicker."
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:04 PM
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2. Liquor before wine, you'll be fine
wine before liquor, you'll be sicker.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:05 PM
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3. Never have beer before liquor,
just remember that when drinking.. always work your way down from the hard stuff. :)
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:10 PM
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4. Beer before liquour, never been sicker.
Liquour before beer, you're in the clear.



Hard stuff first is right.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:14 PM
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5. Back AWAY from the whiskey.
It's like swimming. Wait an hour or so...
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:17 PM
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is that all?
Jeez! It'll take me that long to smoke this fat ass joint!

;-)

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:15 PM
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6. Whiskey after beer, never fear
Beer after whiskey, mighty risky
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:17 PM
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7. Wine before liquor, never sicker...liquor before wine, feelin' fine.
:)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:17 PM
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8. Um...smoke a bong instead?
:shrug:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:24 PM
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9. cheap scotch bamboozles...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

:9

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:27 PM
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10. Whaaaaaaa - start making sense, will ya?
:shrug:
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 09:36 PM
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11. Whatever you do, DO NOT drink the wine!!!!
Winter 1983, a small apartment in a small college town. Frogger on an Atari video game and Michelob, you kill your frog, you drink, get the frog acroos the road and river, they drink. After awhile, who the heck cares? But then... the beer runs out, hey there's half a bottle of wine in the fridge, now it's gone too and it's time to go to bed......

Sometime, in the middle of the night, stumble down the hall, find the bathroom and toss your cookies. Wait an hour and repeat 24 times. I couldn't drink beer for my entire junior of college.

DO NOT DRINK WINE AFTER BEER!!!!!!!
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Acryliccalico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:03 PM
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12. Walk to the corner store and get some more
or smoke a jo**t
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