Pat Robertsons Magical Pancake mix.

[Sannum]

I kid you not.
http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/pancakes.asp

[blackcat77]

1. He got the recipe from Jeebus himself... :) nt

[sakabatou]

2. Remember: it's not magical until you put the "magic" in it

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. Oh Jeebus!

Age Defying! Just what need...fundies who live longer! Hey, don't they want to go home to meet their Lord? Why prolong it with pancakes??

ROTFLMAOPMP

[StClone]

4. Stop attacking Robertson you make him sound Crazy!

He makes some valid points like the followng.


Robertson Advocates Stoning for UFO Enthusiasts

by Skipp Porteous
Freedom Writer Magazine

In a recent pronouncement, television evangelist and Christian Coalition president Pat Robertson advocated death by stoning for UFO enthusiasts.

Freedom Writer magazine disclosed Robertson's statement in its July/August issue. Freedom Writer is published by the Institute for First Amendment Studies, a group that monitors the right.

Robertson used the news of the July 4th Mars landing to promote his extreme beliefs. A segment on the July 8, 1997 broadcast of The 700 Club featured news of the Mars Pathfinder mission. Employing the historical event as a starting point, the program delved into the possibility of the existence of UFOs and space aliens.


http://www.parascope.com/articles/0897/ufodeath.htm

[Sannum]

5. Oh Shit!

Please tell me that is from the Onion!

[StClone]

7. I have no reason to believe it isn't true

Mad World.

[liberalhistorian]

9. No, unfortunately,

it isn't, but are you really surprised? C'mon, this is PAT ROBERTSON we're talking about here! He and his ilk have hijacked my religion and twisted and distorted it beyond recognition, and I very, very much resent that.

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. would he wear this?

http://tinypic.com/view.html?pic=14s4yx

[cliss]

8. I'd say that old Pat

has been eating a few too many pancakes, himself. If you look at the photo, he's really gotten gray worrying about the Rapture (ready, Pat?). Notice the flab under his chin. The apron bulges out right where his tank is. Probably wanted to hurry up and eat before he gets raptured outta here.

Bye, Pat.