MichaelHarris
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Thu Dec-30-04 11:43 PM
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I'm layin bed surfin' DU and my wife looks out the window and says, |
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"Hey honey, look it's snowing outside, check the weather website"
Now you know why my mind is so fooked up. Check the weather when she can see the damn snow.
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Thu Dec-30-04 11:50 PM
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That is too funny!
:crazy:
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MichaelHarris
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Fri Dec-31-04 02:53 AM
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freaks me right out sometimes, I have this bruise on my forehead from all the bangin'
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Thu Dec-30-04 11:51 PM
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2. Maybe she thinks that only she can see the snow |
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She just needs further verification!
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MichaelHarris
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Fri Dec-31-04 02:53 AM
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phantom snow and I think it scares her.
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Thu Dec-30-04 11:51 PM
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3. Often people dont vocalize the last part of a statement. |
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for instance "Hey honey, look it's snowing outside, check the weather website" for the 5 day forecast and what's the barometric pressure delta for the past 24 hours?
Or something like that! LOL
I say its legit to try to add a plausible phrase to someone's somewhat too-stupid-to-be-stupid comment or question. I have experience with family members who I know say the weirdest things!
{B^)
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Thu Dec-30-04 11:54 PM
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4. Yes, that's what she said |
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She just assumed he knew that...since it was obvious she could see it was snowing.
First thing anyone would want to know...how long will it last, how bad will it get?
I gather she figured she didn't need to spell it all out.
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MichaelHarris
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Fri Dec-31-04 02:58 AM
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14. Naw when I yelled back |
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SNOW!!! she hit me in the forehead with a house slipper. Those rubber souls make a cool sound smacking a forehead.
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MichaelHarris
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Fri Dec-31-04 02:55 AM
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your right, she's the kind of person who needs to know the barometric pressure, she lives and dies by the barometric pressure. She watches the weather channel like it's a docu-drama
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Thu Dec-30-04 11:55 PM
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5. she gave you good material to use on DU |
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go over there and kiss her...:)
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Thu Dec-30-04 11:56 PM
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6. Dude, if you're laying in bed with your wife and surfing DU at the same |
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time, it's time to put the computer down! Especially with all that romantic snow out there.
No laptops allowed in our bedroom!
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MichaelHarris
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Fri Dec-31-04 02:56 AM
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mention bed laptop things in the lounge, not to mention mirrored ceilings.
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:11 AM
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:31 AM
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8. Hey, I love DU, too, but I put it down when I'm in bed with my wife. |
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Fri Dec-31-04 02:57 AM
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but I think she just pooted. Yup, she did.
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