SemiCharmedQuark
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:40 AM
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Poll question: When is a person "middle age"? |
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:42 AM
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1. When preparation H isn't something to snicker at anymore |
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:43 AM
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Kathy in Cambridge
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:45 AM
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3. When it's used for something other than getting rid of bags under eyes |
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an old trick for getting rid of puffy eyes from lack of sleep, too much drinking, etc. is Preparation H. It reduces the swelling!
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:52 AM
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but really it's 60.
Scientists say our life span is actually at least 120.
Even read an article awhile ago that '60 is the new 40'. True.
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:52 AM
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5. If I put 70, can I live to 140? n/t |
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:54 AM
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6. 15 years older than you are.... always |
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:03 AM
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Three days after I turn 40 and I have to look at these answers. :(
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:39 AM
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8. Cheer up! In hexadecimal you're only 28. |
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:44 AM
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9. But on the other hand, he's 50 in octal. |
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:evilgrin: but hey, I'm 101111 in binary.
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:47 AM
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11. And just how old is a middle-aged hexadecimal, huh? |
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Thanks for nuthin'!
(j/k, thanks for the kind words.)
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:46 AM
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10. Middle aged is when you fart everytime you take a leak. |
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Old age begins when you pee everytime you bust a fart.
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