bo44
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:25 AM
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My buddy just bought a new gizmo on Ebay |
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Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 01:31 AM by bo44
He told me it's gotta four bolt crank, a radical cam, three on the tree and 20 gigs of memory. Includin' a laser cut lens, 10 mega pixels, half million btu gas stove and a popeil slice and dice. Plus it's gotta fully automated electronics, two outlets, four fundies on a treadmill backup system and fuzzy nuts. Not only that it'll manage a herd of maverick brain cells, milk goats, churn a peat marsh, and blow out candles. And the kicker is that'll process Karl Rove in 0 to 60 on Free Republic, while running on only five packs of GPC's, an 8ball of Rush Limbaugh's crack and a pot of folgers. All it cost him was the bottom of a worn out shoe. Whaddya think?
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:27 AM
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1. OK, but I bet shipping is like $149, right? |
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:30 AM
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4. He picked it up with his power wagon. |
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Gas cost him his passenger. Could no longer stand the stench.
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:34 AM
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6. I dunno how he's going to afford to run that damn thing! |
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He must be loaded, or have really good crack/tobacco connections!!
"...while running on only five packs of GPC's, an 8ball of Rush Limbaugh's crack and a pot of folgers."
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:36 AM
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7. Freepers'll do it for the vote |
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:28 AM
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2. Ah... but does it include |
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the hamsters for the treadmill backup system?
I bet it doesn't. Damnit, there's always something you gots to buy extra.
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:32 AM
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5. Never run out of fundies |
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Plenty willing to carry on.
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Fri Dec-31-04 01:28 AM
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If it took a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, a monkey with a wooden leg could use that gizmo to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle.
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Fri Dec-31-04 02:00 AM
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8. Is that like a Henway? n/t |
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