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frustrated_lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:49 AM
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You know what's funny?
I'm on some meds which make it VERY hard for me to achieve climax. She can't achieve climax either, due to past relationships.

I'm now in a position to decide if I just want to ignore orgasms. It pisses me off. When I was 14, I made a 24 year old bust a nut 3-10 times a night.

My wife...on my meds (Lexapro), I can do anything over the course of time. But nothing makes her happy.

Any suggestions? Please?
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:50 AM
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1. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T MAKE A WOMAN 'BUST A NUT'!!!!!
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:53 AM
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2. did she just never get off with guys in the past?
or by herself? honestly you have to be able to do it by yourself if you're ever going to get there with someone else.
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:53 AM
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3. What were you doing screwing 24 year olds when you were 14?
You lucky beast.

Sorry, but this virgin can't help you out...
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:55 AM
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4. So, you were having sex with twenty-four year old guys at fourteen?
I'm confused.
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:57 AM
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5. exactly....
women don't bust nuts...yucky!!!!
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:00 AM
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6. if he's saying 10 X in a nite then it couldn't have been a man.......
Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 03:01 AM by bettyellen
maybe a 14 year old boy, but 24 year old man?
Sounds like a woman to me!
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:02 AM
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8. 24 year old men can't bust anything more than twice in a night
women don't have nuts so they can't bust anything...common mistake from whore slang...:hi:
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:16 AM
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9. Well, sometimes i call men bitches. i know lots of women that get their
balls busted! Lol! I curse alot, and it's getting to be more gender bending lately with the kids today. anybody could be a ho or a motha fuck*r. it's nice that way.
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:26 AM
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10. ball busting is okay
calling everybody mofo is better...but busting a nut is reserved only for men...when women orgasm it's called "making her shake like vibrator" and maybe...."making the bitch fake it like a pro"

I like the last one
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:31 AM
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11. that sounds like badly translated soft core porn captions..
Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 03:37 AM by bettyellen
are you a copy writer? LOL!



fixed spellling
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:32 AM
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12. badly translated???
:cry: that's my job...:cry:
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:40 AM
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16. busted ha ha! let's go over to yversirls thread, they are going to sing
oh canada really soon.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:02 AM
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7. Watching * fall off a Segway? Oh, sorry, thought you meant in general n/t
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:33 AM
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13. can't comment
I'm not allowed to post on threads like this, pretend you didn't see me, wanna see a cat picture?
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:34 AM
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14. pussy
cats??? okay...
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:38 AM
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15. hahahahahaha
Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 03:39 AM by MichaelHarris
yer right, My ass has been chewed so much for my posts I'm down to nuttin' left but cat pictures. I don't even own a cat but I'll dig one up tomorrow somehow, maybe in an alley somewhere.
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:41 AM
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17. well...to DU members,
watching cat pics is better than watching porn...so you're bad either way...LOL
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:52 AM
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21. thing is
I don't really like cats, they always have that, "I want to kill you" look. I'm positive if given the chance a house cat would eat you and lick his whiskers afterwards.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:49 AM
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19. Stop it! You guys are making me horn...
go beep beep! :D

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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:45 AM
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18. I enjoyed being on Paxil in my mid-teen years...
It had serious sexual reprecussions, but in the end I didn't mind. See, I couldn't have an orgasm, but this particular attribute of my sex life is, I'm certain, the only reason I got the beautiful girls I was blessed with at the time. They were plenty happy, too.

Ultimately, I got off the medication, as it wasn't neccesary. Are the drugs you and your wife are on neccesary? Don't mean to intrude, I've just become very cynical when it comes to big Pharm nowadays.
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frustrated_lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 06:38 AM
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23. Oh my lord
This is one of the first times I've dived into the lounge, so forgive me if I'm a bit shaky here. This forum appears a bit more jocular than LBN. :)

To the many replies above, what I meant by "busting a nut" was simply having my wife achieve climax; sorry to be so crude. The reason my wife has difficulty with that was she was gang-raped as a child, and subsequently raped by her first husband. From her description, it was extremely ugly.

I'm her third husband. Yes, the meds, in this case, are required. I'm on Lexapro. The psych tried putting me on Depakote which put me into convulsions...oddly enough, Depakote is an anti-psychotic/convulsant. I convulsed off and on for roughly 12 hours when first put on it.

Lexapro, though, is good. It evens me out, tempermentally. I think that is necessary. My wife isn't on anything, just bad memories.

If I pester her, she'll perform what she considers her "wifely duties." That sucks, though. It's supposed to be about sharing, and NOT about an unpleasant duty.

From my teens into my twenties, I brought partners to satisfaction one way or another. In my mid-thirties, now, my partner just can't find enjoyment. Shit, I just don't know what to do.

Anyway, thank you for your considerate reply.

FL
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:50 AM
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20. The meds haven't stopped GW
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 04:48 AM
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22. The DU
anti-boner patrol must be asleep. Either that or they really do only lock my posts. In any event good luck "bustin' dat nut", I'll pray for ya.

Oh Lord, if ya can hear me please help frustrated_lefty hit that good spot, lord knows he can use it, hell we can all use it from time to time.
Amen
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 08:32 AM
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24. Locking...
No Sex Threads.
-DU Moderator
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