Jessica Simpson's Virgin Vow (disgusting)

[St. Jarvitude]

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/20382004.htm

Excuse me for a moment...

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[Solly Mack]

1. I feel icky from having read that

gawds...

[jellybelly]

2. "never touched by another man"???

not including Dad???

[Deja Q]

3. Grandiose pomposity, your name is JOE.

:eyes:

[JI7]

4. EWWWWWWWWWWW

[Zuni]

5. That is highly disturbing

It sounds like her father is, how do you say, a little too close to his daughter

[jellybelly]

6. if she was 15

and that crap came out, he'd be in jail..:puke:

[ikojo]

29. No he wouldn't....he'd say he's following his Christian faith

and raising his daughter the same way.

There's a movement among fundies called True Love Waits and kids take a vow of chastity (however that is defined, because I've heard stories of fundie kids doing everything but intercourse)

Look at this

http://www.globaljewelry.us/mall/True-Love-R16617.asp?source=google


The True Love commitment ring has quickly become a best seller. Originally the ring was created as a chastity - purity ring symbolizing the devotion to remain sexually pure until marriage. Many people are now giving and wearing these rings as commitment rings to symbolize their monogamous relationship. The ring is 2.5mm wide, beautifully created and detailed. Brightly polished and instantly distinguishable. The words True + Love are raised high above the ring and easy to read. Available in whole finger sizes 4 through 12, in sterling silver, 10K or 14K yellow gold and also 14K white gold. When worn it is a constant reminder of your pledge to each other.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

7. Yuck, that is too creepy.. n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

8. Fetish as Commodity -- Is God Buying It?

Poppa Joe saw Jessica's virginity as a fetish in the paleolithic sense of the term. In other words, her value as a human being was represented by the state of her pudendum, and he had to gussy it up with crackpot religious "significance".

I can't blame him too much, though. Once the Jeebus Bug bites you, your own ass is grass. He obviously loves his daughter, in spite of the mind-bending sickness inside of his skull. Love is the antidote, even when it would be easier to escape into death.

Good thing Nick Lachey loves her for who she is, not what she'd had going on between her thighs.

Sexuality is the sole "property" of the individual. At any and every age. Transgress that, and you've lain down with Satan himself.

As for Jesus, good thing he's The Savio(u)r. Because no deity in His or Her right mind would allow the human stain to linger on the cloth of His or Her Creation.

--p!

[FizzFuzz]

68. I like your analysis!

the Christofascist cult does seem to be following a paleolithic strain of fetishism, valuing women only for their service as reproductive vessels, and creating a fetishistic value scale around the "functioning parts" of the possessed item.

[rooboy]

9. People like this tend to get very technical about "virgin"...

I bet she's takin' it up the ass and claiming that it doesn't count.

[Heidi]

10. I get a weird vibe about that situation . . .

Look here at what Simpson's father said about her:

"Her chest is ahead of her by about two or three feet. It gets there before she does."

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/11092004.htm

[Miami Liberal]

52. That is SO wrong!

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[American Tragedy]

11. You should watch the episode of Newlyweds when she and Lachey

are filming their video together and her father is right there watching and commenting as they lay all over one another, making out on a bed.

[Heidi]

12. One word, two syllables:

Gah-ross.

[mitchum]

13. "I control all female sexuality in my household" is what he is really...

saying. Yes, he is one creepy, controlling...oops...I almost typed MOTHERfucker.

[Elise]

14. I remember

the same article substituting Britney Spears ....

hahahahahahaha :puke:

[fujiyama]

15. Awww How sweet!

:eyes:

[FDRrocks]

16. Preach/Pimp. He made Ashlee, who is already thin, go on the Atkins diet...

reason... to paraphrase "So you can show what you need to when the time comes."

[ClintonTyree]

17. JOE'S personal.............

chattel. He's a spooky sounding individual. Honestly, I don't find her all that attractive. There's something phony about her that I can't describe. Suffice to say she's not all that talented and doesn't have a lot "upstairs" (above the neck, fellas). Another created corporate pop-star that will vanish from view when the next one is created. And they always are. People who adore her now will grow up in a few years and she'll be shelved in favor of someone younger and prettier. Talent never really enters the equation.

[FDRrocks]

20. I think it's the fact that she was a gospel singer...

and she changed her path to secular because she wasn't seccesful. And Father Joe has always been her manager.

She is pure phony. She is phony because she will shift with the wind, her sister is phony because she can't sing her own tunes. Her father is phony because he is pimping his daughters out while saying he is a follower of Jesus.

The whole family is phony, and, as a bonus, very stupid.

[ClintonTyree]

22. And very, very...........

Republican I imagine. Phony and stupid are usually the classic signs of being a Reslug. They DO fit the mold.

[Left Is Write]

41. Their names appear on this list.

As well as the names of a few people I wish did NOT appear.

Anyway...

http://www.iridis.com/glivar/List_of_Republican_celebrities

[peacebird]

71. Klinger? Drew Carey? KID ROCK?

Rob Lowe is suprising to me - he has always been a Dem, hasn't he?
Matthew McConaughey - too bad...
Adam Sandler? David Spade?

and lastly - Brittney Spears a repuke. Now THAT is rich for a party that stands on family values and protecting the sanctity of marriage.
her first marriage didn't last a weekend and her second hubby's 2nd baby wasn't even "out of the oven" when Spears snagged him. Ah - family values.
:puke:

[Dastard Stepchild]

18. I thought the best gift a gal could give her guy was a gifted b**w j*b

Contrary to Mr. Simpson's claim that it be a chaste 'lil lady.
:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

19. Come on folks, it's the quintessential American Way

Grab a gimmick to make up for a shortfall of talent and run with it.....

Didn't she start as a "Christian" pop star? That is safe, comfortable place to break into the pop world...

I have no idea what he music sounds like, never actually heard it intentionally, so perhaps her fame had to proceed her in order to get "acclaim".....

This all reminds me of Annette Funicello and Frnakie Avalon....

Where are the Beatles when you need them....

[LynneSin]

21. The same dad who said this about his lil girl's breasts:

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/36489.htm

"Jessica never tries to be sexy. ... She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!

[ClintonTyree]

23. Nice guy........................

he's got a kind heart. The kind I'd like to see beating in my hand as the rest of him died. What a POS.

[JI7]

28. disgusting

[henslee]

24. That is dark.

[sbj405]

25. And of course before he took to managing his daughter's careers, he was a

Baptist minister. :eyes:

[Heidi]

26. I thought you were going to say

"used car salesman," but then, that would reflect badly on used car salesmen.

[Groggy]

27. I can't believe that's true. If it is, its pretty creepy.

[jukes]

30. not that i buy this hype

but it wd be a GOOD thing if she remained intacto forever...

[Left Is Write]

44. Well, she's been married for two years...

so I think her "intact" has been busted. ;)

[jukes]

51. !mi malo!

just can't keep up on the h'wood hype. let me amend to say it wd be a fine thing if she proves to be sterile, then.

[flygal]

31. When will she go away ?!

[bettyellen]

32. eww he gave her a ring?? and talks about her double d 's ??? WTF??

iccccckk!
and people useta say my dad loved me too much- he'd brag about my ABC's !!!
when i was 3!!!

[DS1]

50. Am I reading a different article? Where does it say ANYTHING about tits

:wtf:

[Logansquare]

53. See post #21; he brags about her "double D's"

[DS1]

56. Mmmm, Page Six, a reliable source that's never

made up quotes before.

I'll take that with a grain of salt.

[supernova]

33. That man is just icky beyond words

:puke: :puke:

And also, possessive, much? :puke: again.

If my dad had wanted to do that, I'd have run away.

[Guaranteed]

34. Ummm...okay...

This guy's sick. He wants to have sex with his daughter.

[da_chimperor]

35. What's that I smell . . . could that be misogyny?

Saying she should be a virgin for the sake of her future husband rather than for her own?

[matcom]

36. Matcom's Virgin Vow

"I vow that i will NEVER EVER allow it to grow back

[Mad_Dem_X]

37. I like that!

That whole "promise ring" story is gross.

[Renew Deal]

38. It's not that bad.

I mean, she could have turned out like her fellow mousketeers, Brittany and Christina, both trashy skanks.

[ecstatic]

39. Am I the only person who thinks it was a good idea?

I lost my virginity at 14 because I thought I was in love with a guy (my boyfriend at the time). Maybe if fathers show their daughters a little more attention then young girls won't be so quick to have sex. I kind of wish I had waited.

[JI7]

40. there is nothing wrong with giving kids attention

and nothing wrong with teaching kids and encouraging them not to have sex, especially at an early age.

an entirely different thing and pretty disgusting what jessica's dad says, especially the comments about her being sexy and how she has big breasts.

[Left Is Write]

45. I agree.

He seems far too close to his daughter and exerts far too much interference into her marriage.

[DS1]

47. WHAT comments about her being sexy and how she has big breasts

:eyes:

[derby378]

42. A while back...

...I posted a poll as to how weird the relationship was between Joe Simpson and Jessica. The two most popular poll results were "Do not let this man wash Jessica's laundry" and "Two words: RESTRAINING ORDER."

[goodboy]

43. yeah, well he's probably a huge fundie puke.

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[FizzFuzz]

46. I sure as hell would never want to think that my TWAT

was uppermost on my father's mind. Or my tits, for that matter.

How utterly disgusting.

And portrayed as if everything's just dandy in the good ol' puritan U-ASS-of-A ???

goddamned jeeeeezus-wholesome-amerikkkana-cult, teaching women to be subservient chattel and encouraging men in their obsession with objects bearing boobs that do the cleaning and baby-rearin' for them.

[bettyellen]

66. LOL !!! I feel the same way!!! Ick !

[FizzFuzz]

67. really!

:hi:

[skygazer]

48. "What better gift to give your husband"

Excuse me a moment - :puke:

[Logansquare]

54. Am I the only one who thinks that dad may have lightly handled

the "merchandise" himself before turning it over to a husband? His comments about his daughters are creepy and inappropriately sexual.

[Orsino]

49. Women As Property...

Not that I believe for a moment that this incident really occurred, or that the Simpsons still take it seriously if it did, but the fact that they let their publicist run with the story still says icky things about us.

My wife's granny had an overbearing father, who opined that women should never vote. Therefore she never did, though she lived into her nineties as a diehard Democrat.

[chefgirl]

55. I have NO problem believing it

I know people who raised their girls this way. They were part of that 'virgin till marriage' fad in the fundie lifestyle a few years back.

What I always had a hard time believing was that any girl (or boy) who took that vow ever had any intention of keeping it.

What I find disturbing is Jessica Simpson's father giving her a ring and telling her that he would be the only man in her life till she found someone to replace him, or whatever.
Sounds like the language of a pedophile to me. :puke:

-chef-

[Left Is Write]

57. I have no problem believing it either.

She famously got married very young because she was holding out on Nick until she was safely wed. She didn't seem to have any problem making that information public.

[eyepaddle]

58. In a Dr, NIck Riviera voice

say out loud "Okay, Now that's a little strange!

[LSdemocrat]

59. Would he have made his son take a virgin vow?

[Boy Interrupted]

60. what is so horrible about this?

OK, its kinda creepy the way her dad talks about her. I'm just talking about the decision to wait until she is married for sex. I would have done it but gay marriage isn't legal. As it is I waiting until a committed relationship and I was 22 and feel it was one of the best decisions of my life.

We each have our own morals and she has chosen this as part of hers. I haven't seen any quotes about her judging others for having sex outside of marriage or at an early age. Maybe she shouldn't be judged for her choice.

[fnottr]

61. It's not the virgin vow per se

It's the way her father describes it. Basically he states that he wants her to be the only man in her life until she finds a husband who will take over for him.

[GRLMGC]

63. Yeah

If someone wants to remain a virgin for however long they want, I don't see how that's a problem but the way he was talking about her is really, really creepy.

[fnottr]

64. Exactly

If someone doesn't want to have sex before they get married that's their own buisness (their loss IMHO), but when her dad says things like 'she will remain a virgin so that I'm the only man in her life' well that's just a little creepy, and nevermind this guy has said a bunch of other really disturbing things about his daughters.

[Groggy]

65. Yes

And actually what I've read about the promise rings, is that God or Jesus is supposed to be first in your life, not your DAD!

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. *runs away in fear*

:scared:

[St. Jarvitude]

69. Threadkiller!

You're wanted on the streets for first degree thread killing. I thought I'd warn you before the paddywagons come to your door.

[Flammable Materials]

70. Ever seen the movie "Ken Park"?

This reminds me of Tiffany Limos' character and her dad.

Sick shit.

[amazona]

72. and now they're getting divorced

Couldn't happen to a nicer lady. Seriously, what do you expect of someone who makes millions by being the stupidest woman in America? If this is a role model to anyone, it is truly sad.

Elizabeth Taylor once said the reason she was married so many times was because she could not break her programming and have sex with a man without marrying him. So all the marriages and tragedies...

I would be very suspicious of a man who didn't want to have sex before marriage, because you are sure as heck not going to have more sex AFTER marriage than you did BEFORE. You're getting a closet case, an alcoholic, a hormone-deficiency, or some other problem that is not going to go away.