Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh....

[blondeatlast]

CHOO!

Do you rock the house or barely glance a feather when you sneeze?

I'm a house rocker, like my dad, though I'd love to be delicate at it.

[Feathered Fish]

1. A house rocker

I, also like my dad, tend to sneeze in bunches of 3 or more. I used to scare the crap out of my dog.

[Skink]

2. You'll fit right in in Texas..

You don't sneeze here you explode.

[Sporadicus]

3. I've Been Known to Frighten Little Old Ladies & Small Children

I even caused a coworker to pitch some of his coffee one time :evilgrin:

BTW, I don't hold back when I blow my nose either. I play my sinuses like a sousaphone, causing some odd & dirty looks.

[Ilsa]

4. At the second sneeze,

I'm ready to spew phlegm everywhere if I don't keep it covered. I figure a hard sneeze, as long as I don't wet my pants or rupture something, is a good way to get whatever allergen is bothering me out of my system.

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. My sneeze has been labeled

The Sonic Boom by my husband

I scare the cats, and have sneezed more than 20 times in one round.

Hey, I'm in Texas too....what is it about the air here?

[asthmaticeog]

6. Other: When I sneeze,

it's like a middle-aged man with an unexplained wound to his arm and his clothing in tatters wandering aimlessly (but compleyely at peace) through a forest of giant quill pens until he happens upon a clearing occupied by a guru, whom the grateful wounded man gently fellates.

[blondeatlast]

8. Thank you for the explanation, and

an oddly pleasant, yet disturbing, menatal image?!

[ikojo]

7. When I sneeze...the whole world knows I have

sneezed. I am not one of those dainty sneezers that's for sure.

[blondeatlast]

9. Interesting that only us "loud and proud" have answered! nt