Invited to a party, don't feel like goin' - what's up w/ that?

[steely]

Must be getting old or something - good people all of them, just hard to find one who is down to earth - that, and they're all repubs.
yikers.

How do I get through this?

[Demit]

1. Go early and get drunk before they all come, or go late so they're all

drunk when you get there?

[sallyseven]

2. Tell them the world is ending

and they might all want to pray tonight insead of drinking. While they are praying drink yourself into a stupor.

[steely]

3. No dice there I'm afraid -

I'm dry - I was thinking of waiting until they all get drunk - then the fun begins.

[jukes]

4. wait till they're in their cups

start a political discussion, let it evolve into a fight, a thump shit out of the worst of 'em...
but i was younger then. tonite i'm watching cable & trying to keep the animals calm.

[steely]

5. man, it's like walking into stepford

a political argument could become suicidal. I'd go freakin insane by their lack of logic.

the cable thing sounds like a good idea

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. Wait until they're drunk

Then steal their wallets.

Just the cash.

Hey, their boy, Fuckface, is gonna do such grand things, they'll never miss the $$$, will they?

Send it to Doctors Without Borders. They're doing yeoman work in SE Asia right now.

Happy New Year, friend.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Go. Get drunk. Piss in the microwave.

You won't have to worry about getting invited again.