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Fixated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 05:22 PM
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Can we have anal sex with polls?
We need a word to indicate DUers voting in polls. We can't say that were Freeping polls, and "DU this poll" doesn't flow. We need something that's scary and aggressive, like "assfuck." Because then, at some point in the future, a Freeper will say "Freep this poll, I think it's being assfucked!" and we can all celebrate.
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SingSong Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 05:24 PM
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1. The asshole cops are wondering
where your anal fixated self is.

heads up.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 05:25 PM
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2. Blort!
I've liked the word "blort" since I read my 1st yellowing "Mad" magazine. :)
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 05:25 PM
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3. hey....
assfucking per se isn't scary and aggressive!

Gentle, non-scary assfuckers of the world UNITE!
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 05:27 PM
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5. *nods*
Assfucking can be QUITE pleasurable, if it's done properly! :)
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 05:25 PM
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4. You spelled "poles" wrong.
oops, sorry.
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Fixated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 05:27 PM
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6. ....
Haha, oh dear.

And you CAN have anal sex gently, but then...I mean....booooring.
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ronzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-03 05:35 PM
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7. we could of course, "buttslam" the polls...
eom
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