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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:01 PM
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I am holding a live baby as I type.
Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 09:02 PM by Wat_Tyler
Funnily enough - she laughed when I looked at the dead baby jokes - just what the hell does that mean?
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:02 PM
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1. It means she's a sociopath
kill her now.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:03 PM
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5. I dunno - the courts tend not to look too kindly on that sort of thing.
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:28 PM
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25. courts, schmourts...
just say she was poking around the electrical outlets.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:29 PM
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27. and I imagine the fork taped itself to her hand all by itself, hmm?
Bad girl, Fiona! Slap!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:02 PM
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2. LIVE???
can't you give it back?

:scared:
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:05 PM
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To whom? Wal-Mart?
I may have lost the receipt.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:06 PM
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11. well for GAWD SAKES!! you CAN'T keep it HERE!!!!!!!!
build a cage for it out back or something!
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:02 PM
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3. It means that's about the maturity level they appeal to. n/t
Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 09:03 PM by Padraig18
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:03 PM
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4. I don't know
how anyone can find those jokes funny :shrug:

How old is the baby? :)
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:04 PM
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6. She is nearly seven months old.
Youngest blonde I've had on my lap yet.
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:05 PM
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8. LOL, no comment.............
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:16 PM
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19. Well you realize the jokes are for shock value right?
No one who tells them would ever even THINK of harming a baby.

Yeah the jokes are crude, yeah they're sick and twisted, not to mention demented, but that is the whole point of them. Shock value.

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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:24 PM
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21. Of course I realize that.
I just think it's totally distasteful.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:26 PM
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22. Yes, of course, thats the point.
Its like people who like Jackass, or Tom Green... totally tasteless and therefore the reason why people like them.

I don't laugh at dead baby jokes, but its fun to see peoples reactions when you tell one. Just stirs the pot, so to speak.
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:30 PM
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29. Well I laugh at Jackass and Tom Green.
So why am I not laughing now?
I don't even have kids, I am pro choice have no personal issues regarding dead babies.
What if we have a DUer who recently lost a baby. Would it be fun to see their reaction?
It's not worth arguing about. It's an attention thing, I'm sure, so I won't be giving that person any more.
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Pithlet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:04 PM
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7. What the f is it
with the dead baby jokes, anyway?

Has everyone lost their fucking minds here? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:05 PM
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9. Good question.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:05 PM
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10. Thanks for the e-mail.
We are in COMPLETE agreement!

:thumbsup:
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:07 PM
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12. Awwwww
give her a big smooch. I love baby smell :)
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:08 PM
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13. No problem.
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TrueAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:08 PM
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14. Big Baby, laughs at death?
Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 09:09 PM by TrueAmerican
Sounds like a Republican. ;)
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BlueFlu Donating Member (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:33 PM
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31. Since the MSM is now quoting DU posters, I would not put it past...
... GOPers to post outrageous posts here trying to make "posters at DemocraticUnderground" look like nutcases.

I'd almost go to freeperville and do the same, but it is impossible to out-nut-case freepers!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:09 PM
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15. Can You Guess What *I'M* Holding? (Hint Inside)
HINT: It helps to MAKE babies.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:12 PM
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17. Hooray!
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:29 PM
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28. A turkey baster?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:32 PM
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30. You Silly Girl...
It's an adult beverage! An alcoholic cocktail!
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:35 PM
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32. heheh
you said "cock". I'm alerting.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:40 PM
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33. So Did You!
:hi:
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:09 PM
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16. Baby what?
:shrug:
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:13 PM
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18. Seal.
In fact, it's formerly-famous 90's pop sensation Seal - I reverted him back to babyhood using alien technology.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:16 PM
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20. It means her father is one sick fuck.
:D
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:26 PM
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23. Lucky we don't know who the bastard is then, eh?
}(
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 07:33 AM
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36. I've got something to confess, buddy.
:evilfrown:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:27 PM
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24. Don't do it wat - we've got your mom here - she wants to talk
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:28 PM
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26. Tell her I can only get her an ounce.
If she wants any more, she'll have to wait 'til Tuesday.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 12:02 AM
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34. best laugh I've had today guys
must be giddy.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 12:03 AM
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35. Cool.
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