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Mon Jan-03-05 09:01 PM
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I am holding a live baby as I type. |
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Funnily enough - she laughed when I looked at the dead baby jokes - just what the hell does that mean?
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:02 PM
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1. It means she's a sociopath |
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:03 PM
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5. I dunno - the courts tend not to look too kindly on that sort of thing. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:28 PM
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just say she was poking around the electrical outlets.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:29 PM
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27. and I imagine the fork taped itself to her hand all by itself, hmm? |
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:02 PM
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can't you give it back?
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:05 PM
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I may have lost the receipt.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:06 PM
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11. well for GAWD SAKES!! you CAN'T keep it HERE!!!!!!!! |
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build a cage for it out back or something!
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:02 PM
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3. It means that's about the maturity level they appeal to. n/t |
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:03 PM
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how anyone can find those jokes funny :shrug:
How old is the baby? :)
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:04 PM
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6. She is nearly seven months old. |
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Youngest blonde I've had on my lap yet.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:05 PM
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8. LOL, no comment............. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:16 PM
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19. Well you realize the jokes are for shock value right? |
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No one who tells them would ever even THINK of harming a baby.
Yeah the jokes are crude, yeah they're sick and twisted, not to mention demented, but that is the whole point of them. Shock value.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:24 PM
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21. Of course I realize that. |
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I just think it's totally distasteful.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:26 PM
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22. Yes, of course, thats the point. |
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Its like people who like Jackass, or Tom Green... totally tasteless and therefore the reason why people like them.
I don't laugh at dead baby jokes, but its fun to see peoples reactions when you tell one. Just stirs the pot, so to speak.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:30 PM
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29. Well I laugh at Jackass and Tom Green. |
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So why am I not laughing now? I don't even have kids, I am pro choice have no personal issues regarding dead babies. What if we have a DUer who recently lost a baby. Would it be fun to see their reaction? It's not worth arguing about. It's an attention thing, I'm sure, so I won't be giving that person any more.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:04 PM
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with the dead baby jokes, anyway?
Has everyone lost their fucking minds here? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:05 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:05 PM
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10. Thanks for the e-mail. |
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We are in COMPLETE agreement!
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:07 PM
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give her a big smooch. I love baby smell :)
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:08 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:08 PM
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14. Big Baby, laughs at death? |
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Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 09:09 PM by TrueAmerican
Sounds like a Republican. ;)
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:33 PM
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31. Since the MSM is now quoting DU posters, I would not put it past... |
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... GOPers to post outrageous posts here trying to make "posters at DemocraticUnderground" look like nutcases.
I'd almost go to freeperville and do the same, but it is impossible to out-nut-case freepers!
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:09 PM
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15. Can You Guess What *I'M* Holding? (Hint Inside) |
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HINT: It helps to MAKE babies.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:12 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:32 PM
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It's an adult beverage! An alcoholic cocktail!
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:35 PM
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you said "cock". I'm alerting.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:13 PM
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In fact, it's formerly-famous 90's pop sensation Seal - I reverted him back to babyhood using alien technology.
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:16 PM
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20. It means her father is one sick fuck. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:26 PM
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23. Lucky we don't know who the bastard is then, eh? |
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:33 AM
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36. I've got something to confess, buddy. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:27 PM
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24. Don't do it wat - we've got your mom here - she wants to talk |
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:28 PM
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26. Tell her I can only get her an ounce. |
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If she wants any more, she'll have to wait 'til Tuesday.
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Tue Jan-04-05 12:02 AM
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34. best laugh I've had today guys |
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