Songs to dedicate to freepers.

[NightTrain]

G.G. Allin, "You Hate Me, I Hate You."

James Brown, "Funky President (People It's Bad)."

The Castaways, "Liar, Liar."

The Dead Kennedys, "Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round."

Bob Dylan, "Masters of War."

Barry McGuire, "Eve of Destruction."

Buffy Sainte-Marie, "Universal Soldier."

Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs, "I Couldn't Spell *!@%$&."

Three Dog Night, "Liar."

Unknown Artist, "The I-95 Asshole Song" (whose refrain goes, "Were you born an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an asshole tonight.")

Stevie Wonder, "You Haven't Done Nothin'."

Any other suggestions, gang?

[RagingInMiami]

1. Liar by the Sex Pistols

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Dennis Leary-"I'm an asshole"

Weird Al-"Dare to be stupid"
Pink Floyd-"Run like hell" and "Waiting for the worms"
16 Horsepower-"Redneck reel"

[goodboy]

3. Prison Bitch-and-Keep your Jesus off my Penis...

both of those songs are on Abum.com I'll try to find out who does them


on edit: Prison Bitch was composed by Kirk Mackey and Keep your Jesus off my Penis was composed by Eric Schwartz.

[Droopy]

4. "Holy Wars" by Megadeth

"Am I Evil" by Metallica (Yes I fuckin' am!!!)

[Ron Green]

5. To the tune of "Jada"....

Howdja....
Howdja....
Howdja like to bite my ass?

[HuskiesHowls]

6. The Guess Who, "No Time (left for you)"

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

7. Frank Sinatra, "Here's to the Losers"

Maybe in '06...

[BlueFlu]

8. Shemekia Copeland, "If You Can't Lie No Better"

... "You might as well tell the truth!"

[MindPilot]

9. Happy Boy by the Beat Farmers n/t

I say again: no text

[Goathead]

10. 'Moral Majority' by the Dead Kennedy's

This song is so right on, it's scary:

You call yourself the moral majority
We call ourselves the people in the real world
Trying to rub us out, but we’re going to survive
God must be dead if you’re alive

You say, ’god loves you. come and buy the good news’
Then you buy the president and swimming pools
If jesus don’t save ’til we’re lining your pockets
God must be dead if you’re alive

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/dead-kennedys/38186.html

[proud patriot]

11. "Useful Idiot" TOOL

"American Idiot" Green Day

"War Pigs" Black Sabbath

"Holy Diver" Dio

"Turncoat" Anti-Flag

[HuskiesHowls]

12. An old one....

(now we find out who's old here...:))
"The John Birch Society" by The Chad Mitchell Trio

[CanuckAmok]

13. HA! GG Allin "You Hate Me..."

That was the first one I thought of, before I even opened the post...I'm looking at the 7" right now (it's the first one in my 7" box)

[Sporadicus]

14. THE Definitive Freeper Song

'Texan Love Song'

I heard from a friend you'd been messing around
With a cute little thing I'd been dating uptown
Well I don't know if I like that idea much
Well you'd better stay clear I might start acting rough

You out of town guys sure think you're real keen
Think all of us boys are homespun and green
But that's wrong my friend so get this through your head
We're tough and we're Texan with necks good and red

So it's Ki yi yippie yi yi
You long hairs are sure gonna die
Our American home was clean till you came
And kids still respected the president's name

And the eagle still flew in the sky
Hearts filled with national pride
Then you came along with your drug-crazy songs
Goddamit you're all gonna die

How dare you sit there and drink all our beer
Oh it's made for us workers who sweat spit and swear
The minds of our daughters are poisoned by you
With your communistic politics and them negro blues

Well I'm gonna quit talking and take action now
Run all of you fairies clean out of this town
Oh I'm dog tired of watching you mess up our lives
Spending the summertime naturally high

Elton John / Bernie Taupin

[njdemocrat106]

15. Three Dog Night's "Liar"

I have a friend down in Virginia who participated in a radio website's "Top 77" list, and one of the songs he voted for was "Liar", which he dedicated to George W. Bush himself! Très apropos!

[NewJeffCT]

16. A few...

"So What" by the Anti-Nowhere League

"Nazi Punks Fuck Off" by the Dead Kennedys

[jmowreader]

17. Life Sucks, Then You Die by The Fools

People say that life is good,
Give thanks for what you have.
When all you have is nothin',
Nothin' makes you glad.

People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.

[goodboy]

18. Aenima by TOOL..."some say a comet will fall from the sky, followed

by meteor showers and tidal waves, followed by fault lines that cannot sit still, followed by millions of DUMBFOUNDED DIPSHITS.

[0007]

19. This song is sung to the tune of "Beautiful Dreamer"

Born in a whore house
raised like a slave
Fucking and fighting
are all that I crave

Knocking out windows
knocking down doors
calling all freepers
chicken shit whores