Any new people who have questions - check in here.

[JimmyJazz]

I don't have any answers, but I'll just say hello to you anyway. :hi:

[sundog]

1. Mommy, where do babies come from?

[JimmyJazz]

6. Well sweetie - I would tell you, but according to the Bush Adminstration

I'm no longer allowed.

PS - you aren't a newbie

:spank:

[tcfrogs]

2. Are you any relation to Hugh Jazz?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

12. Nope - it's from a Clash song:

The first couple of lines kinda suit me...

The police walked in for jimmy jazz
I said, he ain’t here, but he sure went past
Oh, you’re looking for jimmy jazz

[Lavender Brown]

24. It's also a clothing store

[FarLeftRage]

3. I know I'm not new here...

But I thought I'd just say :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

7. Hi sweetie

How are you? I like to say hello to everyone, anyway - I'm kinda social like that. Does that make me a socialist?

[FarLeftRage]

22. Just peachy!

Yes, in a way and I'm a socialist... politically.

[patrice]

4. What is the meaning of life?

I know I'm "old", but I'm still wondering . . . .

[JimmyJazz]

11. this --

[patrice]

13. Oh yeah, the Hokie Pokie!!!! That's right, BUT . . . .

be careful what happens when you "turn yourself around"!

[JimmyJazz]

23. Why? I'm not wearing a hospital gown or anything.

I'm still on a holiday pass, ya know.

[motely36]

5. I'm not a Freeper,

but...

just saying :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

9. I hate Bush as much as anybody, but....

Hi, love! How's the mister?

[motely36]

10. Peachy

We get to close on our new beach house this weekend!!!!

[CO Liberal]

8. New People Tend to Not Go Online

At least until they've been out of diapers for a while.

:-)

[oneold1-4u]

14. Too soon-

old, too late smart! Hopefully the youth of today will not have to look back and wonder why and how. They should be made aware and encouraged to take a citizen's place in this country while it can still be a free nation.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

15. Hey there sweetie!! I have a question...

Will the gods of snow have mercy on my ass and STOP this SHIT?!??! I am BURIED! How you been?

Crap, that's 2 questions.

[JimmyJazz]

18. I've been missing you - I was about to send out these guys:

But, then I figured I'd NEVER see you again. :P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

21. SEND THEM NOW!! And tell them to bring shovels.

God, I hate the midwest.

[jukes]

32. must be canadian

there's only 2 rifles for all of them. they have to take turns...

[Misunderestimator]

16. Don't Ban Me.... But why are democrats such big conspiracy theorists?

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

20. Because none of us have jobs and we have nothing better to do

with our time than sit around and think up crazy shit - we're all a bunch of tin foil hat wearing nut jobs :tinfoilhat:

:hi:

[qnr]

17. What's a "question"?

[JimmyJazz]

26. Ask Opus - he'll know

:hi:

[Squatch]

19. Can you explain what a Taylor Expansion is in differential calculus?

[JimmyJazz]

25. here are my notes on the subject -

[Richardo]

27. So that's a 'No' then?

:D

Math-challenged PoliSci major here :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

31. Puhleeze - I took Algerbra II twice - I thought that's what the "II"

stood for - take two times :P

[Richardo]

48. That's hilarious, JimmyJazz

HAHAHAHA!

[jandrok]

28. How many licks does it take....

...to get to the center of a Tootsiepop?

Oh wait.

Three. Nevermind. I knew that. Dammit.

Oh well.....hiya anyway.

[JimmyJazz]

34. Yes - my first newbie!

Hello :bounce:

If this guy doesn't know, I sure as shit don't have an answer for you:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

29. It still didn't work...

I can only see one thread at a time. Not all of them.

[JimmyJazz]

35. Post your question in the Bugs/Features forum. They might have an

answer for you. :hi:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

36. You're the best!

Side note... I talked to your friend, Cyndee_Lou_Who.

[Spacemom]

30. How long until I'm not a new person anymore? n/t

[JimmyJazz]

40. When you feel comfortable enough to post while naked.

I don't know. Welcome to DU :7

:hi: :hi: :hi::hi: :hi: :hi::hi: :hi: :hi::hi: :hi: :hi::hi: :hi: :hi::hi: :hi: :hi::hi: :hi: :hi::hi: :hi: :hi:

[Spacemom]

47. When I feel comfortable enough??

I thought it was a requirement. :evilgrin: :bounce:

[jukes]

33. so

what color are your underwear?

}(

[JimmyJazz]

42. who ever told you I was wearing any?

:evilgrin:

[ninja_beanz]

37. hi, very new here

on a diet and craving cookies - whats the best cookie to ruin a diet with?

[GOPBasher]

38. Oreos

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[ninja_beanz]

39. i think you may be right

thanks for the warm welcome!

[JimmyJazz]

41. Damn - you are new -- here's a pointer: DO NOT

pay attention to sundog. He is an attention ho of the highest order. :P Oh, and don't feed the trolls.

:hi:

[ninja_beanz]

44. check

and check...thanks for the pointers! you guys have all been cracking me up for months, i figured it was time to start posting myself.

[Beer Snob-50]

43. How come every time I go into GD I get an upset tummy?

[JimmyJazz]

45. There. there. Pirate.

c'mere and let me give you a hug :hug:

[Beer Snob-50]

46. thank you for yur compassion

you must be a democrat!!!:hug: back at ya.