I am officially one of the unwashed masses

[Der Blaue Engel]

I overslept and missed work, and have been sitting in bed DUing and watching CSPAN ALL DAY. I have not even peed.

I hope DU's happy.

[trof]

1. Go wash.

Don't forget behind your ears.

[latteromden]

2. You know, that phrase always brings up a mental image of a bunch of

people standing on a map of the United States, and, often in that image, a giant showerhead grows out of Greenland.

Yes. Greenland.

:wtf:

[tjdee]

3. If you've not peed, I hope you're not dehydrated.

Drink something right now!

[Der Blaue Engel]

4. Can I pee first?

I really have to pee. My son's been in the shower (he missed school today because of me!), and I've been listening to the water running, with much squirming. Now he's out and it's my turn. Woohoo!