Bill

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?

[Mistress Quickly]

1. Hi Bill!

[Bill Lumbergh]

3. .

Ah. Well then I suppose we should go ahead and have a little talk.

[AZCat]

5. Not right now, Bill.

I'm kinda in a rush.

Got a meeting with the "Bobs".

[Bill Lumbergh]

7. I

wasn't aware of a meeting with them.

[AZCat]

11. Yeah

They called me at home.

[Bill Lumbergh]

14. .

That sounds good, Peter. Uh, and we’ll go ahead and, uh, get this all fixed up for you later.

[Richardo]

2. I'm just gonna hafta go ahead and *take* that stapler from you, Milton.

[htuttle]

4. I was told I could keep my stapler

I'll set the building on fire...

[Bill Lumbergh]

6. lol

Milton told me that if I move his desk one more time, then, then he's quitting. And he told Don too, because they've moved his desk four times already this year, and he used to be over by the window, and he could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but he kept his Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and he kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if I take his stapler then he'll set the building on fire...

[Richardo]

9. Did you not tell him he could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume

from 9 to 11 while he's collating?

[Bill Lumbergh]

10. I did

As long as he has the TPS reports by the afternoon.

[WilliamPitt]

8. I said no salt, no salt!

[Bill Lumbergh]

12. You are another Bill.

I hear you write articles. I read them, while I drink my coffee in my do-nothing job.

Division vice president is kind of like being Queen of England. Except I get a better parking spot.

[AZCat]

13. Lo siento mucho, Senor

(Pinche gringo)

[Bill Lumbergh]

16. Excuse me

Excuse me. Excuse me, Senor. May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, a margarita, and a pina colada. I asked for no salt, no salt in the margarita. But it had salt in it. If you do that again, I won’t be leaving a tip. I won’t be putting one down. Sir? I could check into a competing resort...

[Jessica]

15. I could ..

I could put strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, big grains of salt.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Welcome to DU, Bill

Lighten up on the report-police job, and have a cyberbrew, will ya? :beer:

[Bill Lumbergh]

18. Yeahhh...

I am a pretty mellow guy, GoddessofGuinness.

I prefer Seagram's wine coolers myself, because I am that kind of guy.

But about those TPS reports...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Wine coolers?

:puke:
Interesting method of purging your liver.

[Bill Lumbergh]

20. Yeah

Strawberry Banana and Fuzzy Navel ones are quite good.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Do they have those in boxes yet?

Boxes are the way to go.

[Bill Lumbergh]

22. Yes they do

nt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. WalMart brand, no doubt?

[Bill Lumbergh]

24. Seagram's

nt

[Bill Lumbergh]

25. Boom

Bill Lumberghhh

[FredScuttle]

26. Hey Bill

Always wanted to tell you....loved you in Fatal Vision.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to show a young lady my "Oh" face.

[Bill Lumbergh]

27. Ohhh Ohh

[JohnKleeb]

28. *hides behind desk and saving software*

[Bill Lumbergh]

29. Peter, how's it going?