Caption: Order of the Gag?

[emad]

[underpants]

1. It's like the Special Olympics, everyone gets a ribbon

DarDarDar

[auntAgonist]

6. low blow

:(

[peekaloo]

2. Medal of Fiefdom.

[emad]

3. Ligatures-are-US?

??

[rodeodance]

4. Bush has no shame-giving a Medal to this slimeball lizard!

[ooglymoogly]

5. now my dear just relax you won't feel a thing

[BringEmOn]

7. As the nurse would say, "you're going to feel a little prick."

[ooglymoogly]

12. lol n/t

[ok_cpu]

8. He looks a lot like Luca Brazi in that pic. n/t

[yellowdogintexas]

13. LOL! My comment was: "Looks like he is garrotting him!!!"

Great minds and lovers of great books/movies think alike, you know!!

[BringEmOn]

9. Damn, I should'a been wearin' my leather and you should'a been

dressed as a French maid.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. See...I'm president...so I can give you this medal and whenever anyone

says you fucked up on 911 just show them this and say...they don't give this to fuck ups...Porter is scrapping the honest report right now and replacing your name with Clinton's dick...everyone knows Clinton's dick caused 911 so....just tell them they are mistaken...you have the medal....Clinton has the dick...Clinton's dick did it...Porter's gonna say so...just you wait....it'll come out soon....do you have any idea how long it takes to replace all those "he fucked up" references and replace them with Clinton's dick?

[leveymg]

11. Or, Just Measuring the Collar Size?

Photo's a keeper. Thanks.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

14. I wouldn't trust Bush to be at my back

I'd want him within eyesight at all times. On the other hand, "get thee behind me, Satan!"