I'm President Bush. Ask me anything.

[UrbScotty]

Dubya's done a fine job, but we need someone new.

BTW: My friend Senator Alan Keyes might pop in tonight.

Ask away!

-Jeb

[Droopy]

1. Were you born an asshole

or did you have to go to asshole school?

[UrbScotty]

6. The Bush Family IS asshole school.

Big Brother Dubya and I go way back.

[Hobarticus]

2. At long last, have you no shame, sir?

BUYING off media hacks to push your crappy policies upon a gullible public?

[UrbScotty]

16. Your question has been forwarded to:

Rupert Murdoch

[Webster Green]

3. Can you score me some blow?

I'll pay you tuesday.

[AlCzervik]

4. Is your mom a dude?

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. the photo is of Jeb.

????

[Prodemsouth]

9. Just starting early - get use to it because that is who is going to be

ruling you come 2008.. BTW he has something to ask you.. keep sending us those the defeatist elitist Dems so we can win.

[Left Is Write]

7. Why do you hate America?

[UrbScotty]

21. Your question has been forwarded to:

President Hillary Clinton

[qnr]

8. No way, Jeb isn't my president. n/t

[cornfedyank]

10. if your damn war is so right..why not pay for it now?

draft young republicans

[UrbScotty]

22. Whatever. (nt)

[Cobalt Violet]

11. What is your major malfunction numb-nuts?

[UrbScotty]

23. I have no malfunction. I am perfect. I am God. (nt)

[alittlelark]

12. What degree of resolution do I need on my magnifying glass

in order to use my tweezers to find out how MANLY you are??

[UrbScotty]

24. Ask my big brother G. Dubya. (nt)

[Lisa]

13. for a "plain, regular guy", you sure have a lot of clothes!

Did you always have such expensive duds -- your outfits, not your parents and siblings, I mean.

[Xipe Totec]

14. Where do you go play when Cheney is busy in the oval office?

[NNadir]

15. Will you ever have the courage to visit Iraq in a planned visit.

Or do you always plan to sneak in late a night with a plastic turkey?

[orleans]

17. Looks like * is M.I.A. (again!)

[jellybelly]

18. so what pretzels do you eat?

:evilgrin:

I'll but you a bag now...

[madison2000]

19. WTF is wrong with you and your whole family?

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[WMliberal]

20. I'm going to Alabama soon, where can I score some coke?