CatWoman
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Tue Sep-30-03 03:33 PM
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>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
>Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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proud patriot
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Tue Sep-30-03 03:50 PM
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1. I have often wondered about |
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I tried once . Didn't work my mouth just needed to be open :shrug:
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CatWoman
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Tue Sep-30-03 04:17 PM
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proud patriot
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Tue Sep-30-03 05:11 PM
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3. Oh good I'm not the only one |
Nikia
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Tue Sep-30-03 10:06 PM
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4. I put mascara on with my mouth closed |
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I guess I'm abnormal in this one. Is that why it sometimes is present just under my eye brows? Would opening my mouth really help?
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Tue Sep-30-03 10:10 PM
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5. Once I wondered why all these sheep in the field had green and red |
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marks on their back...I found out they STRAP a pen to belly of the male that when he boinks them so they can figure out which male did the wild thang with them.
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Tue Sep-30-03 10:21 PM
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6. Midori..I aways wonder about your kitties personalities from those pix... |
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...when I see 'em....the first kitty looks suprised and happy...the second looks like....hey that'll be ENUFF of that...the third looks like...*sigh* just leave me be....and Trinity looks like a wild child those eyes are a TRIP!! :D
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Tue Sep-30-03 11:13 PM
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7. There Have Been Mouse-Flavored Cat Foods |
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but cats hated it, so it was taken off the market. Apparently, if they could, cats would be hunting and eating cows and sheep.
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