I am very clumsy and have fallen many times, but never scraped my

[morningglory]

face yet. I am 58 years old. I have never scraped my face or plowed up a carpet with my nose within my memory. There, I said it.

[Lautremont]

1. Add a pretzel to that equation, and boom!

You suddenly look like Freddy Krueger on a bender. It's a well-documented phenomenon.

[Undercover Owl]

2. good for you, old man.

I tripped while exiting a bus at age 24 and scraped my nose.

[Mika]

3. Do you ride a bicycle?

If you do, and you ride a lot, it will happen.. eventually. You will go down. Wear a helmet.

[morningglory]

5. I am an old woman. Once I went over the handlebars of my 10-speed

and landed on asphalt. Slightly skinned palms, but no face injury. I can understand your getting a scrape here and there, but land's sakes! Every 2 months!

[noamnety]

4. I've plowed through a glass door

I could be president.

[morningglory]

7. Hail to the Chief! That takes the cake! congrats. What will you wear

to the inauguration?

[noamnety]

11. As your first female president

I will be wearing something traditional, yet modern. And nonthreatening, that's key.

I'm thinking something like this:

[Reverend_Smitty]

10. My dad once fell through a glass shower door...

One very drunk New Year's Eve. I guess he could be president too!

[bpilgrim]

6. how did you react on 911?

see... EVERYBODY reacted :scared:



peace

[musette_sf]

8. I am a total klutz,

lived (and I mean Auntie Mame LIVED) through the 60s and 70s, and neither have I.

[jdj]

9. Condi doesn't wax.

[Deja Q]

12. No, but romor has it she spit-shines...

:wow: