Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

[Guaranteed]

I realize that this is DU, not FR, but, still, the question needs to be asked, at least once.

What'd they do to you?

[BBradley]

1. Yeah, but they bought me dinner and a movie before they probed me...

[Guaranteed]

2. Yeah, see, a lot of people don't even get that.

Those aliens you ran into were good folks.

[tjwmason]

3. They were really cool guys too

We had such fun on the first date that they came back for more.

[MercutioATC]

4. Everybody else insists it was the tequila...

...but I still think aliens abducted me.

Why else did I wake up outside covered in a fine layer of snow with the contents of my pockets strewn all over the driveway?

[HawkerHurricane]

5. How do you think I ended up HERE?

Why would anyone come to Earth voluntarily?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I wish.

Living on Alpha Centauri and being occasionally probed would probably be a huge improvement over living in George Bush's Amerikkka, where we get probed daily without Vaseline.

[BikeWriter]

7. Do you mean this week? n/t