Magrittes Pipe
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:50 AM
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You know a song is going to be bad when... |
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The first thing you hear is a saxophone; and you're NOT listening to jazz. :scared:
Post your 'favorites'.
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:52 AM
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1. Before the song starts you here "is one of the top 40" |
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All the top selling music seems to be kiddie pop crap fueled by young kids with a disposable income. Not all is bad but most is.
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:53 AM
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2. Your Choice Is Excellent. Also, . . . |
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. . .if Dianne Warren wrote the song. Or if Celine Dion is the singer. That just CAN'T be good. The Professor
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Richardo
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:54 AM
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3. You hear first: "Ladies and gentlemen: Celine Dion!" |
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:54 AM
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4. Crap! Scooped by the Professor! |
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Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 10:58 AM by Richardo
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:54 AM
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5. the band pLays the wrong song |
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:55 AM
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6. The DJ says, ok kids,please stop calling for this one, hear it is... |
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:55 AM
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7. When the first thing they do is announce the name of the band members. |
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"So-and-so on guitar!" (sound of somebody totally wailing on their axe)
"So-and-so on bass!" (sound of the dreaded slap-bass)
"So-and-so on drums!" (sound of a drummer trying to make up for his small penis with long drum solos)
You get the idea.
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SemiCharmedQuark
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:57 AM
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8. One of the first three words is "Baby" |
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:58 AM
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9. Does that include "Baker Street"? |
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Normally I would agree with you about saxophones (especially when there obviously should be a guitar in there) but I love that song "Baker Street" http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/foo-fighters/54718.html
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:59 AM
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10. Mirror in the Bathroom by The English Beat |
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Thu Jan-13-05 10:59 AM
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11. It is preceded by "The song stylings of..........." |
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Leave the Holiday Inn NOW!
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Thu Jan-13-05 11:01 AM
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12. It has an "electric piano" in it. |
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