You ever wish you were someone else?

[Kire]

I'd like to try being Porky Pig.

[chicagojoe]

1. I want to be a guy in a boxing ring with George W. Bush.

[jeff30997]

2. I wanna be Bugs Bunny but I'm only Daffy.

[Lenape85]

3. I want to be Barbara Boxer

[jeff30997]

4. I want to boxe Barbara Bush.

[Kire]

5. I never wanted to be anybody else.

[SKKY]

6. I would like to be Brad Pitt's Penis...

...especially if the rumors about him and Angelina are true...

[Kire]

7. The people who this place belongs to are buried right under you.

You could be a trifle polite.

[Kire]

8. What'cha think we ought to do with 'em?

I don't damn know, but I don't think they'll make the parish line.

[StaggerLee]

9. Orlando Bloom

Chicks seem to dig him.

Or Johnny Depp.

[SKKY]

10. To everyone I've offended with my Brad Pitt comment...

...I apologize. I didn't mean to seem crass or rude, although I don't know how else it could have been taken. I don't usually make comments like that, and will refrain from doing so in the future. Peace?

[Kire]

13. Don't worry, Billy! Everything's alright!

Billy: Yeah, alright man...I don't know man.

Wyatt: I do. Everything's fine, Billy.

[WMliberal]

11. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!!

Leaping from tree to tree as we cut them down and float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The larch! The fir! The mighty Scots pine!

[Jessica]

12. I would like to be little Miss Beazley

... so I could piss in *shrub's shoes. :P