What should we name my son's pet Republican.

[ozymandius]

He followed us home and now my son wants to keep him.

[bif]

1. "Scram"

n/t

[Sean Reynolds]

2. Hitler?

Too easy? :bounce:

[Caution]

3. Asshole? n/t

[LoneStarLiberal]

4. Attila

Definitely Attila.

[Richardo]

5. Rumsferatu...

...junior.

[Racenut20]

6. Jebbie

[MercutioATC]

7. I will love him and feed him and pet him and I will name him

George.

[BQueen]

8. Reminded me of a Kids in the Hall sketch

where a businessman follows the kid home and he keeps him, but eventually sets him free in his own environment, where he sniffs and exchanges business cards with other businessmen.

Call him what he is: "Bloodsucker"

[nini]

9. Satan

.

[VOX]

10. Jock itch.

Makes your life miserable and keeps coming back.

[DBoon]

11. Have him fixed!

There are too many of these. Have them all neutered so they don't reproduce. Too many homeless Republicans end their days in shelters (well they call them "country clubs" but we all know they are homeless shelters for Republicans)

Also I've heard neutering the males (should I assume the pet is male?) gives them a better temperament. The testosterone makes them very agressive, and unsuited for polite company. Once neutered, they make more pleasant companions as they no longer need to mark their turf and watch O'Reilly at all hours.

Remember kids, spay and neuter your pets! It's the responsible thing to do.