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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:39 PM
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Why does Bush have a black mouth?
Is it because his upper lip covers his teeth? Or is it because of the evil crap that is coming out of his mouth?
I was just struck by that again as I saw him interviewed on ABC news. Every time he speaks, I do not see teeth or a tongue, just a black hole.
Anybody else notice that?
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:44 PM
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1. Reptiles often exhibit this anomaly.
It's when you can actually see his tongue that you need to worry.

:evilgrin:
dbt
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:44 PM
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2. Isn't that one of the
'marks of satan?'
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:53 PM
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8. Thank you, church lady
Hmmmm. Isn't that special?
But SATAN! needs to be written all in caps.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:44 PM
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3. I have not noticed that
I have noticed that he looks ill, though. His eyes are terrible.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:45 PM
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4. Because he has a black soul
Contrary to popular belief, the eyes are not the only windows to the soul; the mouth can be, too. :P
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:52 PM
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7. "Out of the abundance of the heart
floweth the mouth"
One of my college roommate's favorite Bible verses. Matthew 12:34
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:46 PM
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5. his teeth are very short, that could be genetic and from grinding
the grinding is probably stress related from lying so much. He really needs to have some major work done on his soul and then his mouth.
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pretzel4gore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:51 PM
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6. hammer, chisel, ready!
:bounce:
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Megahurtz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 06:58 PM
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9. I guess it's because he talks
shit.x(
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rox63 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 07:11 PM
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10. Because there's nothing in there
His head is a hollow sphere. When he opens his mouth, you are seeing into the void.
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