What inauguration gifts will you give Our Glorious Leader?

[UrbScotty]

I'm planning on giving him a big, hearty "F*** YOU."

[Ironpost]

1. I'll have to be like the Canadians were when he visited

a big ole one finger salute, also known as a boner.

[Megahurtz]

2. I'd like to hand him an impeachment order

Sorry dude, it was all one big mistake!

[Jamastiene]

3. the middle finger

but he can only look and know its true meaning. Repukes take things too literally, so I can't say "my" middle finger. A$$holes might actually come take it. Have to be careful with that bunch. They're mean.

[amazona]

4. the gift of my flawlessly crafted scorn and contempt NT

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The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[Ilsa]

5. I'll turn my kids' backsides towards DC and spray him a wet fart with his

name on it. So the rest of you going there to protest, put out your cigs, wear your raincoats, and put some Vicks vapor rub under your noses, okay? My boys' farts are pretty bad.

While they are doing that, I'll flip pResident Evil the bird.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. A big paper sack of dog doo

on fire.

[NC_Nurse]

7. My dog just rolled in some dead thing...

I'd love to let her rub against him...

MMMMMmmmmm....stinky.......

[Thor_MN]

8. Maybe a "Mossy Moon" Too damn cold here for a real one

besides he isn't worth potential frostbite.

[elperromagico]

9. A Bible, with a request that he focus on the words in red.

He might learn something from them...

[Pegleg Thd]

10. How about a bale of hay

that has already been through a horse....

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. The old dog poop in a flaming bag trick sounds good to me

[Liberal In Texas]

12. Nice hemlock cocktail...

...but seriously, electro-shock treatment wouldn't be too bad.

[nickgutierrez]

13. A flaming bag of shit. n/t

[webjamn]

14. A five gallon bottle of holy water

I want to see if he's afraid of it

[ignatius 2]

15. A copy of the constitution. Maybe he can pay somebody to read it

to him as he continues shredding it to bits.

[alittlelark]

16. My cat hurled out a TREMENDOUS hairball...

2 days ago. It took him almost a week to actually get the thing out (almost vet-visit time). Any way, it appears that he had eaten some X-mas ribbon - The Damn Thing looked gift wrapped!!!!


I'm glad for the suggestion - I now know where to send said hairball !!
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