Letterman's Top Ten List

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

Top Ten Items On Rush Limbaugh's To-Do List


10. Apologize for racist remarks by explaining he was high on illegal painkillers

9. Pat down friends and family to see who's wearing a wire

8. Announce his candidacy for governor of California

7. End pill addiction -- get back to sandwich addiction

6. Search desperately for some way to blame the Clintons

5. Make moves on soon-to-be-single Halle Berry

4. Tell Donovan McNabb derogatory remarks were part of new season of "'d"

3. Brunch with Robert Downey Jr.

2. Dinner with Trent Lott

1. Check job listings for pompous blowhard

[underpants]

1. Let's see google job search pompous blowhard

353 hits

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=job+search+pompous+blowhard

[ZenLefty]

6. "pompous blowhard limbaugh"

148 hits. I'm a bit disappointed.

Okay - "limbaugh big fat idiot" 16,900 hits. That's better.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

10. Limbaugh Flatulent

276 hits

[Brucey]

2. #6 - check.

Done.

[Kamika]

3. HAHAHA O M G

Number 10 is just SO funny!!

[mac56]

4. I don't get #4.

What is "'d"?

[ronzo]

11. it must be punk'd...

[mac56]

12. Probably so.

Thanks!

[bif]

5. Way to nail it, Dave!

Bril.

[jono]

7. kick

:kick:

[AmericanErrorist]

8. Forgot Link

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2003/ls_topten_archive_20031003.shtml

[Zuni]

9. Ha Ha

These are good--#s 10,8 and 1

[Cha]

13. MIke Malloy just thanked DU for these "Top 10s" that he

read on the air.

[Cha]

14. BTW these are priceless...I don't always like the top 10ers when

I hear them but these are Grand! :kick:

[Maccagirl]

15. Two thumbs WAY up!

We at DU could've written #6.