sniffa
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Tue Jan-25-05 08:55 AM
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i just ventured over to a freeperish/justpLainfuckingnuts board.
whiLe there, i Learned how homosexuaLs Like to eat each others' poo, michaeL moore is fat, frankenweb banned bev harris, and i'm a pathetic pervert.
wow!
oh, and apparentLy charLie danieLs posts there... but it's most LikeLy someone just pasting his pathetic, has been whines.
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Tue Jan-25-05 08:57 AM
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I may be a pervert, but I don't eat poo and I'm certainly not pathetic.
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sniffa
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Tue Jan-25-05 08:59 AM
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pervert - check pathetic - onLy when roLe pLaying eat poo - hey, i needed the money
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:04 AM
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Though I have been known to offer to drink bathwater, but that's different. ;-)
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:06 AM
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:06 AM
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5. you are a pervert, or all homosexuals? |
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both statements may be true
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sniffa
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:13 AM
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7. specificaLLy, i'm a pervert |
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the homosexuaLs rant is another story.
"I'm not homophobic. I just like calling a spade a spade. Faggots like to describe their so-called "love making" like heterosexuals do. However, in reality, a male gay couple's bedroom smells more like someone took a crap in there. Literally. Why do you think middle class faggots always end up with crap like dysentery. Because they literally eat each other's defecation. A very unsanitary lifestyle. I don't like people that eat crap."
"Actually, the insurgents are campaigning (though deadly) that a democracy would bring such un-Islamic laws such as gay marraige. I wonder where they got that idea from?"
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:16 AM
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8. well, not to get nasty |
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Edited on Tue Jan-25-05 09:17 AM by LDS Jock
but heterosexuals do stuff too. I've certainly heard enough about their sex lives to be familiar with their perversions. I won't detail it for you though.
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:18 AM
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:19 AM
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The sick part is that the guy is probably the nadir of perversion and probably drills holes into girls' locker rooms.
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:22 AM
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How does that idiot know what a male gay couple's bedroom... |
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Tue Jan-25-05 08:33 PM
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27. Ask that flaming idiot how many gay couples' bedrooms he has been in. |
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And then invite him down to the local porn palace to see some of the disgusting crap heterosexual couples do on film. And then tell him to shut the fuck up.
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:10 AM
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6. Hurry wash your eyes out |
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and stay outta there. Your have subjected yourself to things that can slam your mind shut PERMANENTLY
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:20 AM
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11. they singled you out in particular? |
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That is the definition of pathetic. :eyes:
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:21 AM
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despite my, um, adventurous sexual history, I have NEVER made an obscene phone call to an employee (or anyone else) while sitting on a vibrating dildo, unlike a certain pillar of morality we all know. Fuck those hypocrites anyway.
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:22 AM
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13. re: eating poo, it's apparently not just gay men . . . (GROSS ALERT) |
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I heard a comic on XM 150 this morning -- god knows WHY I didn't switch it immediately when I heard the name "Britney Spears" come out of my speakers, but the guy basically said "she may suck as a singer but I would lay down and let her shit in my mouth any day."
Why aren't the straight people demanding equal time on this poo-eating thing?
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:24 AM
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please stop! :puke:
:7 :hi:
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sniffa
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:24 AM
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15. you know the oLd cLiche |
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i wouLdn't kick her out of bed for shitting in my mouth.
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:26 AM
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17. I think we've headed over that line... |
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:29 AM
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Don't make me go there and give you the spanking you are cruising for, young man! :spank:
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:31 AM
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19. hey, i didn't mean for this |
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to go off in the potty direction.
i'LL get it back on track here... did you those ragheads wanna kiLL us? and the ones in camp xray shouLd be thanking aLLah that we've aLLowed to Live so Long?
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:33 AM
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Why did you stop? I just wanted to spank you. I kill me :evilgrin:
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:53 AM
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22. I apologize for the crap you've gotten in this thread because I posted |
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Edited on Tue Jan-25-05 09:53 AM by Bertha Venation
that guy's line. But I don't apologize to anyone for bringing it up. If I may do a mini-hijack here, I am sick to fucking death of being told that I am a fucking pervert when (1) I am not, (2) there ARE perverts -- but on BOTH sides of the fence, and (3) the pervs on both sides of the fence are a small fraction of humanity.
Enough already, you ignorant fundamentalists!
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:55 AM
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Edited on Tue Jan-25-05 09:56 AM by sniffa
i had no probLem with it, and as you've seen, used it to get a few pops. :D
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:57 AM
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you apologized for the "crap"
:7
ps - I kid, and sniffa kno_s it.
:hi:
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:25 AM
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16. thank you for that visual |
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:51 AM
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21. That is why I put the words "GROSS ALERT" in my title! N/T |
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Tue Jan-25-05 09:53 AM
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23. Michael Moore is FAT? |
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Wed Jan-26-05 01:07 PM
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31. i hope you check it out |
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i need to promote it more.
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Wed Jan-26-05 08:09 AM
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29. Take some deep breaths and close your eyes |
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The feeling does pass with time.
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