ulysses
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Fri Oct-03-03 04:05 PM
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Friday afternoon truisms. |
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"Kids are assholes. But they're their own assholes." - U. Utah Phillips
"Raising kids is like being pecked to death by chickens." - Unknown
"So is teaching." - ulysses
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Fri Oct-03-03 04:09 PM
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1. Everyone is weirder than other people think they are. |
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No one thinks you're as weird as you think you are. Everyone is somebody's weirdo.
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ulysses
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Fri Oct-03-03 04:21 PM
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2. don't eat yellow snow. |
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The grass is always greener on the other side.
No matter where you find yourself, there you are.
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Fri Oct-03-03 04:27 PM
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refulgent summer day, it is a luxury to breathe the breath of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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ulysses
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Fri Oct-03-03 04:50 PM
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6. "refulgent" is one of those |
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great $5 words that are such fun to throw at the seriously short crowd...:)
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Fri Oct-03-03 04:33 PM
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4. If it's not one thing, it's two. |
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Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
It's always something.
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Fri Oct-03-03 04:51 PM
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Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
I was actually pondering this very truism as I drove to work this morning.
Good to see you, Maeve! :hi:
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Fri Oct-03-03 04:49 PM
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5. There is a theory that states if anyone ever discovers |
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how the universe was made and what it is here for, it will instantly be destroyed and replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened.
Thank you, Douglas Adams. RIP.
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Fri Oct-03-03 05:00 PM
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I liked what George Carlin said "Kids are just like adults... ya got a couple of winners...and a whoooollle lot of losers"
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Fri Oct-03-03 05:21 PM
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9. is this a 'job whine'? |
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Fri Oct-03-03 05:28 PM
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You haven't lived until you've been pecked to death by eight petulant chickens! :D
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