cags
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:18 PM
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Edited on Tue Jan-25-05 11:40 PM by cags
....when you go out with your mom she gets fined for not having her pet on a leash"
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NYC Liberal
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:19 PM
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at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:33 PM
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Your parents had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:35 PM
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3. It's spelled "you're." |
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Edited on Tue Jan-25-05 11:35 PM by RandomKoolzip
Insults are more effective (and funnier) when their spelled correctly.
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:35 PM
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Your randomzip is indeed kool.
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:38 PM
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:37 PM
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6. And possessives are more effective when THEY'RE spelled properly |
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:38 PM
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7. Nothing gets by you, does it? |
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:40 PM
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9. What can I say? I love to pounce on even intentional mistakes |
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My lust for proper grammar and spelling cannot be sated.
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:44 PM
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12. It's an addiction for me, too. |
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Sometimes I deface my own posts so that I may correct them. I know, it's a filthy habit, but indulging in grammar nazi-ism is like kissing God, y'know, man?
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cags
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:42 PM
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10. It says you're, what are you talking about |
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I'm so ashamed. I haven't made a spelling mistake since the 1st grade. I must be getting old.
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:46 PM
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13. Funny, you don't look old..... |
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I'm assuming that the avatar is not a recent picture of you.
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:35 PM
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4. You were so ugly when you were born |
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the Dr. took one look and slapped your Momma!
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Tue Jan-25-05 11:44 PM
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When you were a baby, they had to feed you with a slingshot.
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