Assclown.

[CanuckAmok]

I just love that noun. Discuss.

[WindRavenX]

1. It's one of my favorites too

Asshat is also a good variation.
Assgoblin- not so much an insult. But it IS hillarious.

[Der Blaue Engel]

4. Asshat RULES

Who came up with that one? I love asshat. Every time I see someone use it, I can't stop saying it out loud to myself for days. Asshat, asshat, asshat.

[KitchenWitch]

2. I am partial to

Asstard and Fucktard myself!

[coloradodem2005]

3. Michael Bolton: At least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: There is nothing wrong with your name
Michael: There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning grammys.
Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike.
Michael: No. WHy should I change. He's the one who sucks.

[bloodyjack]

5. I like "assviolin"

Rather poignant, don't you think

[maveric]

6. No matter what you say, "Asshole" reigns supreme.

Still the king after all these years.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. You rang?

My current favorite is "dickmonkey."

[Chicago Democrat]

8. From Assistan!

in Central Asstonia