Describe your shower

[tridim]

and don't skimp on the details.

I pour a bucket of falafel over my head, moaning "O'Reilly is so sexy" over and over.

[Aristus]

1. When I'm showering: wet; when I'm not showering: not as wet.

Good place to let loose with "The Weight" by The Band, 'cause of the killer echo.

Oh, and good for getting clean now and then.

[Bjornsdotter]

2. Well..

...there were a lot of family members present, but mostly from my side.

My Mom had chicken and salads...lots of goodies. Nice shower cake, with pink side and a blue side.

I was very surprised, everyone managed to keep it a secret.

:evilgrin: That is what you were talking about, right?

Cheers,
Kim

[AlCzervik]

3. my entire shower is encased in loofahs

carry on.

[McKenzie]

4. there's a hazy picture in my head

I stumble in and press a button hoping I haven't hit the burglar alarm control panel by mistake. If there's a shrill beep sound I know I'm in the wrong room. If hot water starts cascading on me I know it's probably the shower and I realise the laws of probability are on my side today.

As for what happens next...it involves soap and shampoo, the sequence depends on which bottle I grasp first in my blind groping around at 06:30.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. OK: hot water is a trickle, cold water has a broken washer

Turn the hot water all the way up and wait 5 minutes, then just barely turn on the cold water so that it is a neutral temperature. Then, turning off the cold water when done takes another 5 minutes.

[Left Is Write]

6. Um, okay.

Hot water. Shampoo. Conditioner. Wash face and body while conditioning. Shave legs and underarms if necessary. Rinse. Stand under hot spray a little longer, reluctant to step out into the cold bathroom.

[Red State Rebel]

7. I'd rather describe my tub...

6 ft by 3 ft, 6 jets, 6 back jets, 2 padded pulsating neck jets...it sits in front of a bay window so I can watch nature all around me :)

yes, I AM in love with my tub.....