Battle of the bands - Phil Collins vs a small, pungent turd.

[Wat_Tyler]

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. At least with Genesis, he could put a huge, nut-filled log to shame.

[Wat_Tyler]

3. Yes, but this is solo Phil Collins only.

[sundog]

4. bwhahaha

[sundog]

2. the turd of course

gotta have standards :7

[livinginphotographs]

5. Have to say Phil Collins.

I've never seen a turd play the drums and the trumpet.

Play well, that is.

[sundog]

6. you would

considering you also picked Pet Shop Boys :P

[livinginphotographs]

8. I'm sorry if my superior musical taste offends you.

Just let me say, non-judgmentally of course, that my superior musical taste is FAR more superior than yours. With that said, my educated opinion is that you are wrong.

[sundog]

12. lol

:toast:

ps: I am RIGHT and you are WRONG! But you knew that already :P

[livinginphotographs]

13. Yeah.....

That's cool.

PPS: By the way, the fact that you keep insisting you're right just confirms your wrongness.

[sundog]

17. yet...

a converse analysis would reveal that an inverted wrongness would yield a right, further exposing a PPS as a last ditch effort to save one's wrongness...

PPPS naturally being exempt from all rules of logic, and ultimately right B-)

[livinginphotographs]

21. PPPS times infinity to the infinity power supercedes your pathetic "PPPS"

And once again, Phil Collins reigns supreme.

[Kire]

20. Why would you even need to insist something like that...

...if it were actually true? Wouldn't it always-already be self-evident?

[livinginphotographs]

22. It is self-evident to all those that are looking.

Bah! I can't deal with such ignorance! :P

[Kire]

23. so, to the people that have never heard (looked at) Phil Collins...

...a small, pungent turd is better?

[livinginphotographs]

24. Damn commie logic!

Why do you hate america?

[salvorhardin]

7. That was a tough call

but in the end the turd won out because at least you feel relieved after taking a dump.

[MrModerate]

10. Am I correct in assuming you folks don't LIKE Phil Collins?

[Wat_Tyler]

11. No. I love him.

He serves as the perfect focus for all that I despise about music.

[no name no slogan]

9. Gotta be the turd-- it smells better than solo Phil (n/t)

[Dirk39]

14. Bush did just invade Afghanistan and Iraq so far...

We have to stop Phil Collins immediately!

Phil Collins? - Never again!

Hiding in Germany,
Dirk

[Wat_Tyler]

16. We'll find him. Against All Odds, we'll find him.

And he'll find some bullets In The Air Tonight.

[Dirk39]

18. Are there still Al-Collins-Cells in the U.S.A.?

I thought only Germans would still listen to him, waiting desperately for the next David Hasselhof CD to be released??!!

Is he still operating within the U.S.A., masking as a sentimental Torry?
Is the C.I.A. involved?

NO language just sound is all we need know,
to synchronize love to the beat of the show,

Dirk

[Wat_Tyler]

19. Don't Think Twice, Dirk.

It's Just Another Day For You And Me In Paradise while evil Al-Collins operatives plot the destruction of our democratic values.

[Amaya]

15. I'll vote for the turd

just sayin:)

[Strawman]

25. Phil Collins: "But Sucky-ass-ly"

Voted for the turd.

[njdemocrat106]

26. Mr. Collins, of course

Sorry people, I don't listen much to critical darlings like The Smiths or Echo & the Bunnymen. I like my music mainstream and preferably from the 70s and 80s.

[last_texas_dem]

28. Cool

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

[Wat_Tyler]

30. That seems an awful lot like snobbery to me.

'Oh! Rock Journalists like them! Therefore I won't.'

[last_texas_dem]

Phil Collins

'cause "In the Air Tonight", "I Don't Care Anymore", "I Wish It Would Rain Down", and "Something Happened on the Way to Heaven" are all great, as is a good deal of his work with Genesis. Oh yeah... and "Two Hearts" is a major guilty pleasure of mine.

Sure, he's done some total crap, like his remakes of "You Can't Hurry Love" and "A Groovy Kind of Love" and that awful "You'll be in My Heart". But because of his half-decent work he is not pure crap, while the small, pungent turd is exactly that!

[Seabiscuit]

27. (wearing flame-retardant suit and ducking): I like Phil Collins.

[Spider Jerusalem]

29. You mean there's a difference?

[name not needed]

31. Lars Ulrich

Hey, you said small, pungent turd.